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Anonymous ID:Zys8vGr9 Sat 27 Jan 2018 11:15:32 No.3858376 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>3858379 >>3858382 >>3859905 >>3860179 >>3860197 >>3860420 >>3861015 >>3861027

Hi anons

a douchebag happened to have the same name as me and stole the package i was expecting from my gf.

Any ideas for revenge?

He has a grocery store.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B7TdnTF3 Sat 27 Jan 2018 11:16:13 No.3858379 Report

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>>3858376
nypa

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EGytKJde Sat 27 Jan 2018 11:17:18 No.3858382 Report

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>>3858376
Do a revenge porn.

Dr. Grisly

Dr. Grisly ID:0eWxdco/ Sat 27 Jan 2018 15:12:02 No.3859883 Report

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Depends. What was in the package.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NWjPMkEj Sat 27 Jan 2018 15:18:35 No.3859905 Report

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>>3858376
If he stole it from you and refuses to give it to you just call the police dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Pdi8hZZ8 Sat 27 Jan 2018 16:19:09 No.3860157 Report

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Go to the store and take an Upper Decker in his bathroom. Thats where you take a dump in the top part of the toilet.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:58MlWhAC Sat 27 Jan 2018 16:21:33 No.3860165 Report

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Wrestle him while naked in front of a crowd like the Greeks did back when you were cool

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1KiOmA8o Sat 27 Jan 2018 16:25:33 No.3860179 Report

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>>3858376
go into his store and shit on the floor, assert your dominance and leave.
what was in the package?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZoZKuhqw Sat 27 Jan 2018 16:29:45 No.3860197 Report

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>>3858376
just call the police

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Zbkhc2eA Sat 27 Jan 2018 17:08:03 No.3860420 Report

Quoted By: >>3860498

>>3858376
Is he likely to do the same thing again if given the opportunity? Because if so, then we have some bait to work with.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ewDuyPEw Sat 27 Jan 2018 17:17:32 No.3860498 Report

Quoted By: >>3860530

>>3860420
This gives me an idea
>order a huge dragon dildo
>make sure the box doesn't give away what it is, and that it's fucking massive
>make sure he grabs the package, then stick around
>when he realizes what it is, he'll try to put it back where he found it because honestly, what the fuck's a straight man going to do with a massive dragon dildo?
>make sure you're hanging around when he comes back
>"Oh hey, I didn't know you used those"
>you know where to take it from there

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hq32ftFK Sat 27 Jan 2018 17:20:29 No.3860510 Report

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slap him with a baguette

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Zbkhc2eA Sat 27 Jan 2018 17:24:17 No.3860530 Report

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>>3860498
I hate to shoot down ideas, but this seems like it could backfire easily.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5IrgeKrS Sat 27 Jan 2018 17:52:04 No.3861015 Report

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>>3858376
If hes likely to do it again make someone send you some bondage or Masochist porn pics in which the girls look like theyre being raped. Make it hint towards you being a woman trafficker and send some shit along with it, maybe some dirty panties idk. Make it look like youre part of a russian drug ring or some shit, then visit his store and buy shit like condoms, lube or shampoo for women. Watch while he calls the police, they ask you whats that all about and youre telling them u got revenge for him stealing your package.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:DbTtvWX+ Sat 27 Jan 2018 17:53:48 No.3861027 Report

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>>3858376
I thought you greeks solved everything with naked wrestling?

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