>>3862462I am mad that that one does not take advantage of his smug face. Here, let me try to insult you like he did:
"You are literally a walking bag of garbage that people only visit once in a while to beat the living shit out of. One day when they have tortured you to within an inch of your life they are going to sacrifice you to the devil. You will then proceed to get a special treatment in hell wherin you will have all your guts ripped out of you, put back in, ripped out again, filled with shards of glass, twisted with a toffee machine, and then put back in. If you tried to do a single thing, such as getting out of your chair, your 100000000000000000000 pound weight would immediately plunge you into hell and bring you your punishment early. That's not a concern though since you are so lazy that you require your mom to bring you simplified sugars for food, reach down into your stomach, and make the stomach contractions to digest the sugar for you. You are so lazy that the only neuron in your brain that ever fires is a single neuron within the primitive spinal chord, the rest of the energy from that sugar goes straight to fat. The folds of fat on your body produce so much sweat that entire colonies of jungle men live within them screaming in agony at how bad you smell but staying for the wildlife that feeds off of your sweat. I will now proceed to make sarcastic happy sentences and emotes:
Have a nice day :):):):):) I love you by the way :):):):) this insult is not predictable"