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shit that life makes happen

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Be me
13
>On vacation in Florida with family

>Neet.jpg

>All is going according to plan

>The people in campsites around us >are cool

>One family moves in one camp over

> A qt 9/10 and a qt 6/10 and there >40+ year old mom

>Being the fat horny little retarded 13 >year old I was my only plan was >psychologically setting traps for >9/10 to fall in love with me

>Brilliant.mov

>After a week of traps which included helping them set up a tent because Boy Scout and fighting the 60 plus year crazy crazy lesbian lady 2 tents down

>I'm really pissed at this point 9/10 is currently talking to a 16 year old biker and I'm no closer to getting my Lil buddy tickled then the day I was born

>Now 2 days till my birthday 9/10 is still oblivious to my desire

>Mommy daddy and qt mom are all in the camper having vodka and bouncy time

> On my birthday qt 9/10 is eating my b-day cake across the table from me and I realize that it's never going to happen

>Go take a shower at bathhouse because primitive camping

>Be waiting for shower thinking of all the things I should have done differently

> Qt 6/10 walks up and stands next to me

>Shower opens up and lady in front of me says *if you want this one you can have it *

> I think hell yeah then 6/10 chimes in with a *no thanks we only need one* as she grabs my arm

> Niggawut.mp3

>Mfw all my traps that didn't work on 9/10 worked on 6/10

>Mfw I got fucked in the shower as my birthday present