Men of Reddit, I'm here to warn you about Sex-bots. I work for a chip manufacturer which develops synaptic pathways for the Advanced Sexual Intelligence unit.

We were recently bought out by one of the largest tech firms in America (Can't reveal which, as I'm under NDA). However, this was a secretive deal done through shell companies and middle-men.

Be VERY careful when you purchase Sex-bots, all activities will be recorded and used to determine your behaviours and traits (i.e. How Aggressive or Gentle you are), and if you are deemed an 'unproductive consumer', where you don't purchase products targeted to you - the Sex-bot will terminate you when you least expect it (She knows your behaviors).

Even worse, nobody will give a shit if you are killed by a rogue feminist AI, in fact, they will cheer.

You've been warned.