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Anonymous ID:lWn+W1zI Sun 28 Jan 2018 18:23:37 No.3873406 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>3873443 >>3873460 >>3873463 >>3873464 >>3873757 >>3874194 >>3875481 >>3875572

What's the longest you've gone without taking a shit?

3 days here and counting.

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!fMGaYnicoc ID:xQH0z02E Sun 28 Jan 2018 18:24:14 No.3873408 Report

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when i was a kid i used to take a shit once a week
now i shit like 3 times a day

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bIAPwdsn Sun 28 Jan 2018 18:25:25 No.3873416 Report

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Like 10 days when I was 7.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7JQFEhjd Sun 28 Jan 2018 18:28:51 No.3873443 Report

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>>3873406
About 3 days.
I had the flu and pretty much didnt consume anything except water and oatmeal

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a5G34uID Sun 28 Jan 2018 18:30:50 No.3873460 Report

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>>3873406
I went a week without pooping when my diet consisted of ramen and beer during college.
It filled up nearly the entire toilet bowl and I had to shove it down the pipe with the back of the plunger to get it to flush

King of /Bant/

King of /Bant/ ID:IPqrmtey Sun 28 Jan 2018 18:31:10 No.3873463 Report

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>>3873406
thats not good

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zCkW4A/+ Sun 28 Jan 2018 18:31:09 No.3873464 Report

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>>3873406
4 days. Had undergone reconstructive knee surgery, had to have a "spinal" (basically an epidural) due to problems I've previously had with General. Part of the injections stop you shitting. Come the end of day 4, it was like shitting out a truck!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:032AxjHL Sun 28 Jan 2018 18:32:45 No.3873479 Report

Quoted By: >>3873489 >>3873512

I'll just leave this here as a cautionary tale.
>If you need the translation, just ask for it and I'll deliver Soon™

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:032AxjHL Sun 28 Jan 2018 18:34:14 No.3873489 Report

Quoted By: >>3873512

>>3873479
>forgot pic
g r e a t

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I1KD7/F5 Sun 28 Jan 2018 18:37:22 No.3873512 Report

Quoted By: >>3873964 >>3874852

>>3873479
>>3873489

I don't speak spaghetti of course. Please deliver translation

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Z5aeAz6+ Sun 28 Jan 2018 18:39:02 No.3873757 Report

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>>3873406
5 days when I was 15

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:032AxjHL Sun 28 Jan 2018 19:03:38 No.3873964 Report

Quoted By: >>3874047

>>3873512
got "Error: Too many lines." around halfway in, so I'll put the thing on a pastebin.
I got this much, though

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8Gsm6eS3 Sun 28 Jan 2018 19:05:19 No.3873983 Report

Quoted By: >>3874146

about a week when I was addicted to morphine. when I shit, it came out all yellow and tore my asshole in half

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kgZGziZx Sun 28 Jan 2018 19:06:16 No.3873995 Report

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I've never done poos

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hly3gt1h Sun 28 Jan 2018 19:09:45 No.3874034 Report

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>used to hold in my shit all the time as a kid (inb4 gay; I'd do it because I was an autist who literally didn't want to "waste time" pooping when I could be watching tv or playing vidya or building legos)
>grew up
>now I take a poop at least once a day every day, usually right after I wake up
thank you dog for blessing me with a regular bowel system

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hly3gt1h Sun 28 Jan 2018 19:11:05 No.3874047 Report

Quoted By: >>3874074

>>3873964
Sounds like you had an impacted colon (your colon/intestine literally gets backed up with shit) and the nice lady gave you an enema to loosen your shit up.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UQYqNHxE Sun 28 Jan 2018 19:12:12 No.3874057 Report

Quoted By: >>3874146

Prob about a week. Heroin is one hell of a drug and also makes you constipated

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:lsipYRwI Sun 28 Jan 2018 19:13:10 No.3874065 Report

Quoted By: >>3874901

I love shoving the shit back up feels good. I swear I'm not gay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:032AxjHL Sun 28 Jan 2018 19:13:53 No.3874074 Report

Quoted By: >>3874146

>>3874047
Yeah, that's probably it, except uhhh... Yeah that wasn't me.
>not even the fact that that guy died hours after posting that, who tf saves their greentexts anyway?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hly3gt1h Sun 28 Jan 2018 19:19:59 No.3874146 Report

Quoted By: >>3874168

>>3873983
>>3874057
I had a (functional) opiate habit for several months and even then I could still at least make little rabbit-turd poos once every day/once every couple of days.

was I just not doing enough or am I really blessed with a GOAT-tier colon

>>3874074
>dying from an impacted colon
RIP in pieces, what a way to go

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:032AxjHL Sun 28 Jan 2018 19:21:54 No.3874168 Report

Quoted By: >>3874183

>>3874146
just wait for me to finish the story, god damn it.
>Spoiler: his brother posted some time later about how the government killed his brother because Venezuela

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hly3gt1h Sun 28 Jan 2018 19:23:40 No.3874183 Report

Quoted By: >>3874195

>>3874168
>the government killed his brother because Venezuela
So...the commie secret police killed him by making him constipated? Whoa

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:opo+vZKa Sun 28 Jan 2018 19:24:33 No.3874194 Report

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>>3873406
18 days

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:032AxjHL Sun 28 Jan 2018 19:24:55 No.3874195 Report

Quoted By: >>3874271

>>3874183
just read the first paragraph again, it's not that hard. I know you're american and all, but jesus

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hly3gt1h Sun 28 Jan 2018 19:31:34 No.3874271 Report

Quoted By: >>3874276

>>3874195
My names not Jesus

:^)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:032AxjHL Sun 28 Jan 2018 19:32:08 No.3874276 Report

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>>3874271
>:^(

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/L16n/BI Sun 28 Jan 2018 20:07:14 No.3874758 Report

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>5-8 days between shits
>constant pain around the middle left part of my stomach area
>been happening for months

doctors can't seem to find anything wrong, but this shit ain't normal. literally.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:032AxjHL Sun 28 Jan 2018 20:15:11 No.3874852 Report

Quoted By: >>3874864

>>3873512
here is the translated version. Not screencapping because shit's huge.
https://pastebin.com/bHPuBjUG

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:032AxjHL Sun 28 Jan 2018 20:16:16 No.3874864 Report

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>>3874852
>forgot to remove the enters from the .txt
god damn it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GoLM3aDj Sun 28 Jan 2018 20:19:16 No.3874901 Report

Quoted By:

>>3874065
just get a dildo its safer than giving yourself an infection

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yeIKg36p Sun 28 Jan 2018 21:15:37 No.3875481 Report

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>>3873406
little over a month when i was a child

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0F1XdRbF Sun 28 Jan 2018 21:26:30 No.3875572 Report

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>>3873406
when i dropped out of college i didnt shit for a week. when i was in college i was stressed and shitty dark green soft poo 3-4 times a day.

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