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Quoted By: >>3892735
>go to McDonald's to pick up an "american dinner" (2 McChickens, 2 apple pies)
>fella at the pickup window is texting someone before he opens the window and hands me my food
>gives me the bag and says "hey bro I got this extra sprite here, you want it?"
>refuse politely because im paranoid that someone might have told him to piss/cum in it or drug it
>come home and tell my mom about it
>she says I coulda got a free sprite and she woulda drank it if I'm that paranoid about it
Who else /paranoid/ here
>fella at the pickup window is texting someone before he opens the window and hands me my food
>gives me the bag and says "hey bro I got this extra sprite here, you want it?"
>refuse politely because im paranoid that someone might have told him to piss/cum in it or drug it
>come home and tell my mom about it
>she says I coulda got a free sprite and she woulda drank it if I'm that paranoid about it
Who else /paranoid/ here
