Dating a woman
Fucking WHY?
Dolphins are capable of manipulating their vaginal muscles in order to provide maximum pleasure. Most women cannot
Dolphins secrete a substance that dramatically shortens your refractory period as long as your dick remains in her vagina. Women cannot
Dolphins cannot cheat on you as they do not form lasting, intimate relationships. Women can, and not only can, but they enjoy doing it
Dolphins do not mind if you fuck another dolphin. A women will hate you if you fuck another women
Dolphins don’t mind if you cum inside either. She won’t force you to pay child support for 18 years like a women. She can’t even get pregnant
Dolphins won’t leave you for another dolphin with more shekels. Dolphins do not have a system of currency and are not consumer whores like women
If you are the submissive type, dolphins can be aggressive, and far more convincingly aggressive, not like a 140 pound bitch who won’t scare anyone
Dolphins do not expect you to spend exorbitant amounts of shekels on them
Dolphins give it up easily
Dolphins do not demand superior rights to men
Dolphins do not organize Dolphinwalks
You can ride a dolphin through the ocean
Dolphins are more intelligent then women
Dolphins are clearly superior to any human woman of any race.
So why haven't you fucked a dolphin yet?
