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Anonymous ID:k6eosc0G Fri 12 May 2017 16:31:33 No.391583 View View Reply Original Report

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I just bought a dildo. What fun things I could do with it?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kiR15JpB Fri 12 May 2017 16:32:06 No.391591 Report

Quoted By: >>391958

>>391583
Practice your deepthroating.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TJT96YwZ Fri 12 May 2017 16:32:31 No.391594 Report

Quoted By: >>391958

>>391583
Give it to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:csDbrkch Fri 12 May 2017 16:32:43 No.391595 Report

Quoted By: >>391958

Post pic.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/Iz4qkpT Fri 12 May 2017 16:33:26 No.391612 Report

Quoted By: >>391958

slice it into fine pieces and put it in a bowl and eat it as cereal

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MUs1Ghq8 Fri 12 May 2017 16:33:31 No.391615 Report

Quoted By: >>391958

Well OP, you could go fuck yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WyLHwYdN Fri 12 May 2017 16:39:08 No.391707 Report

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>>391583
sopa de macaco

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pKggFJ7r Fri 12 May 2017 16:41:05 No.391744 Report

Quoted By: >>391958

pretend it's a pencil an write a poem

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HrXRbR5q Fri 12 May 2017 16:42:11 No.391769 Report

Quoted By: >>391958

>>391583
Put it inside your dick

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:SZ7VyIOG Fri 12 May 2017 16:44:21 No.391799 Report

Quoted By: >>391958

You could try starting a collection, I'd imagine that'd be pretty fun considering the sheer amount and variety in dildos.

come back in a year or two and bost dad ebic gollection pleggs :--DDDDDDD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k6eosc0G Fri 12 May 2017 16:52:36 No.391958 Report

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>>391591
Good idea!

>>391594
Why do you want one?

>>391595
https://www.amazon.com/Tantus-B3049-Starter-Purple/dp/B01CRYI8LY
It's like this

>>391612
It's difficult to slice it though

>>391615
I certainly could

>>391744
I've always wanted to write haiku

>>391769
I wish my dick was that big

>>391799
I agree, will do just that, but have to wait until this one is not big enough anymore

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adsnhmg ID:YbR3KPoa Fri 12 May 2017 16:54:51 No.391994 Report

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>>391583
Gift it to a girl

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:bXRUfKMV Fri 12 May 2017 17:06:30 No.392178 Report

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Is this the same anon from Blumenau that made the thread from yesterday?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Bt9hntGk Fri 12 May 2017 17:08:13 No.392213 Report

Quoted By: >>394044 >>394072 >>394217 >>394319 >>395933

hehehehehe

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3sKi9iHy Fri 12 May 2017 18:34:21 No.394044 Report

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>>392213
Just imagine the relief of that, holy shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Wm5eONn6 Fri 12 May 2017 18:35:26 No.394070 Report

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Choke on it you weeb piece of shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XooDf4Gs Fri 12 May 2017 18:35:27 No.394072 Report

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>>392213
well shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7pb+b5h5 Fri 12 May 2017 18:42:48 No.394217 Report

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>>392213
W-w-what ttthe ffuck..??

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FVWYdN5Y Fri 12 May 2017 18:45:08 No.394272 Report

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>>391583
Beat yourself to death with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IovE90vW Fri 12 May 2017 18:46:17 No.394302 Report

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>>391583
pics or it never happened

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pgsAUKnb Fri 12 May 2017 18:47:00 No.394319 Report

Quoted By: >>394425

>>392213
someone explain it to me i'm a huge pussy

is it badly infected

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roachistan/yogurt !!ckW8Fxj88gV ID:7pb+b5h5 Fri 12 May 2017 18:52:16 No.394425 Report

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>>394319
He stuck a home mad 15 inch dildo all the way up his ass , so he went to a doctor , and now the dildo is full of shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wwtmd/XN Fri 12 May 2017 18:52:57 No.394439 Report

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>>391583
Use it as a dog toy in the park

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:SZ7VyIOG Fri 12 May 2017 19:33:35 No.395933 Report

Quoted By: >>395985

>>392213
Absolute madman. you'd need a a black hole in your anus for that thing to fit in.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CbpqLMZu Fri 12 May 2017 19:35:15 No.395968 Report

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>>391583 rape the nearest child with it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tZZ+Jwzc Fri 12 May 2017 19:36:08 No.395985 Report

Quoted By: >>396066

>>395933
Nah, anyone can do it. There is actually a lot of space between your lungs.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:d4yk0kU7 Fri 12 May 2017 19:37:30 No.396021 Report

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>>391583
Show the dildo to your dad

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:SZ7VyIOG Fri 12 May 2017 19:39:13 No.396066 Report

Quoted By: >>396309 >>396363

>>395985
This makes me feel a bit ill. The fact that you can shove something that large inside of you and still have room.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0BeZrEEB Fri 12 May 2017 19:39:24 No.396073 Report

Quoted By: >>396214 >>396378

buy another one, call a friend and do a sword fight

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UG6P38P/ Fri 12 May 2017 19:45:53 No.396214 Report

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>>396073
Only good answer

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tZZ+Jwzc Fri 12 May 2017 19:50:04 No.396309 Report

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>>396066
Organs are pretty squishy. It's ok for them to get displaced to an extent. They already move around a good amount during physical activity. It's not the safest thing to have a toy that pushes past the transverse colon unless it bends with the colon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HrXRbR5q Fri 12 May 2017 19:52:08 No.396363 Report

Quoted By: >>396570

>>396066
i want to shove something large inside you lad

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FG6jmPvI Fri 12 May 2017 19:52:59 No.396378 Report

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>>396073
This. But from experience I suggest two double dildos. pretty fun desu

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:SZ7VyIOG Fri 12 May 2017 20:00:25 No.396570 Report

Quoted By: >>396684

>>396363
I'd rather you didn't, lad.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HrXRbR5q Fri 12 May 2017 20:04:58 No.396684 Report

Quoted By: >>396879

>>396570
why not lad? i'll pay you? you up in the north yeah?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:SZ7VyIOG Fri 12 May 2017 20:10:26 No.396879 Report

Quoted By: >>396975 >>396979

>>396684

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tZZ+Jwzc Fri 12 May 2017 20:15:15 No.396975 Report

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>>396879
Just try it mate, you'll like it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HrXRbR5q Fri 12 May 2017 20:15:23 No.396979 Report

Quoted By:

>>396879
your loss anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PnIcrEM+ Fri 12 May 2017 20:20:43 No.397089 Report

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>>391583
Mail it to a family member

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:OYPAinyX Fri 12 May 2017 20:20:57 No.397094 Report

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>>391583
Bin it you fucking faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mg8YHHwV Fri 12 May 2017 20:58:17 No.397884 Report

Quoted By:

>>391583
>>391583
gay

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