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Anonymous ID:ILHFbffu Thu 01 Feb 2018 21:33:32 No.3920707 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>3921171 >>3921814 >>3921825 >>3921879 >>3921889 >>3922147 >>3922750

>trimming pubic hair
>it is very large
>accidentally trim too close on one side
>must adjust trim on opposite side for symmetry
>end up having to take more off of each side in the name of symmetry BECAUSE of adjustments made for symmetrical effect
>penis is pretty much bald now
>get carried away
>take a razor to my dick
>fucking BALD
>hair everywhere else (like bigfoot)
>penis is hairless pink dangling thing spot in a sea of thick black hair
>looks ridiculous
>hurts a lot
>lots of blood
>very itchy

so much pain and itching... my largest regret of life... please help me i am not ok

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ILHFbffu Thu 01 Feb 2018 21:34:51 No.3920726 Report

Quoted By: >>3921825

shit, i just realize something. i start to trim my pubic hair for a reason... because of sex tomorrow. but now i realize something. she will laugh at my bald penis. WHY. i still have the hair in a bag if there is a way to put it back on

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ILHFbffu Thu 01 Feb 2018 21:37:17 No.3920754 Report

Quoted By: >>3921825

arg... my family heard the razor noise but when i came out of bathroom i was not shaved. i have a bad feeling that they know. :(

this is just the worst day. never shave the pubic hair.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i+MlctGp Thu 01 Feb 2018 21:50:22 No.3920887 Report

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Bro why do you type like that? Are you foreign?
Also your family doesn't care

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QVEvOGFN Thu 01 Feb 2018 22:16:27 No.3921110 Report

Quoted By: >>3921174

>shaving your dick
Don't do that unless you want to suffer for days.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MfeabRy/ Thu 01 Feb 2018 22:23:13 No.3921171 Report

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>>3920707
Nigga just use shaving cream

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z274oXk5 Thu 01 Feb 2018 22:23:45 No.3921174 Report

Quoted By: >>3921792

>>3921110
he said trimming

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZX3a07pj Thu 01 Feb 2018 22:24:58 No.3921182 Report

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What's the problem with a bald cock?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LyE9EYma Thu 01 Feb 2018 23:52:20 No.3921792 Report

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>>3921174
Trimming itches like hell anyway, OP was fucked either way

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hH8an/58 Thu 01 Feb 2018 23:55:44 No.3921814 Report

Quoted By: >>3921818

>>3920707
>hairy dick

Are you m Mexican?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nABDnqmG Thu 01 Feb 2018 23:56:25 No.3921818 Report

Quoted By: >>3921873

>>3921814
t. Low-t dicklet

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:C4cIMHyp Thu 01 Feb 2018 23:57:23 No.3921825 Report

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>>3920754
>>3920726
>>3920707
>penis is hairless pink dangling thing spot in a sea of thick black hair
>she will laugh at my bald penis.
>i still have the hair in a bag if there is a way to put it back on
>my family heard the razor noise but when i came out of bathroom i was not shaved.

This is the funniest thing i've seen today
Or even this week

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hH8an/58 Fri 02 Feb 2018 00:02:45 No.3921873 Report

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>>3921818

t. Greek guy from the hairy ape union defending his fellow Neanderthal

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0MldiFsE Fri 02 Feb 2018 00:03:35 No.3921879 Report

Quoted By: >>3922084 >>3922123

>>3920707
Wait until the hairs start growing back in! Unless you shave frequently (and really even if you do) many of the newly shaved hairs will become ingrown and form red pimple like bumps. It's going to look like you have an STD. But fear not! This is actually a blessing in disguise. Get yourself a sewing needle and some tweezers and once they really start to get sore and look like they're going to burst, have a field day pulling out the ingrown hairs. You'd be surprised how satisfying it actually is.

S.A.G.E

S.A.G.E ID:67VKwPQo Fri 02 Feb 2018 00:04:45 No.3921889 Report

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>>3920707

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ILHFbffu Fri 02 Feb 2018 00:26:53 No.3922084 Report

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>>3921879
mmmm i cant wait

Normie

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Normie ID:/IzWmIY5 Fri 02 Feb 2018 00:31:33 No.3922108 Report

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You didn't shave with the grain first like a moron. Get used to it women like hair everywhere but the junk. They really like to get the balls in their mouth.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x39QCJuu Fri 02 Feb 2018 00:33:45 No.3922123 Report

Quoted By: >>3922555

>>3921879
Man wtf. I always shave and never get ingrown hair, how tf are you shaving

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mUBH+aeG Fri 02 Feb 2018 00:36:42 No.3922147 Report

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>>3920707
Did it once a long time ago, was good for a while but probably wouldn't do again

felt sexual tho

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:r0fd9T3d Fri 02 Feb 2018 01:16:43 No.3922555 Report

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>>3922123
This. Just don't be retarded and shave under the shower.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9IlSGKJa Fri 02 Feb 2018 01:18:09 No.3922568 Report

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i shave with the grain for most of my dick hair and it does a decent job

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hjimiGNp Fri 02 Feb 2018 01:21:24 No.3922587 Report

Quoted By: >>3922598 >>3922724

wtf why do so many people shave here
What are you guys, pornstars?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ttoCktiG Fri 02 Feb 2018 01:22:49 No.3922598 Report

Quoted By: >>3922609 >>3922740

>>3922587
When a woman pulls down her pants, what do you prefer?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hjimiGNp Fri 02 Feb 2018 01:24:56 No.3922609 Report

Quoted By:

>>3922598
This doesn't happen to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MfeabRy/ Fri 02 Feb 2018 01:36:22 No.3922697 Report

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Hey guys how would one shave their butthole?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ILHFbffu Fri 02 Feb 2018 01:41:12 No.3922724 Report

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>>3922587
my public hairs are very long and thick. the hairs cover the shaft, as well. i am sicilian, so i am as hairy as humanly possible. it is simply shocking if i do not maintain, and i do not want to have the moment of sincere explanation when she sees me naked. I think, it's the same reason to shave your face. because it is "unkept". I envy people who do not require maintenance.

you literally could not imagine how hairy i am. i have hair where hair is not supposed to grow. the tip of my nose, the shaft of penis, the under arm. i am lucky for it doesn't grow on my palms and sole of my feet... and so thick, with the length as well. :(

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ILHFbffu Fri 02 Feb 2018 01:42:47 No.3922740 Report

Quoted By:

>>3922598
I think that anything but HAIRY is good. I like the hair, and I also it bald. So, I go by the same theory. I make it clean looking. Or at least, not like a homeless penis.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:86nUga0a Fri 02 Feb 2018 01:43:40 No.3922750 Report

Quoted By: >>3922770

>>3920707
>nobody said to just wax it yet
enjoy it growing back in a week

enjoy the itch too

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ILHFbffu Fri 02 Feb 2018 01:46:11 No.3922770 Report

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>>3922750
I think it is ideal that it grows back to some extent... I only shave it completely because I thought it looks better bald than with retarded, offset cut. :(

i was wrong. it looks like... somebody just attach some foreign, bald penis to my body. it doesn't look natural. like if you made a picture with paints, and then you cut out a photo of a dog and just glued the photo into your painted scene. it looks weird and abstract. it looks like it became there because somebody tried too hard. :\

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