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Anonymous ID:XBNczuLi Fri 02 Feb 2018 23:22:07 No.3933182 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>3933224 >>3933233 >>3935002 >>3935557 >>3935580 >>3935689 >>3936489 >>3937086

>be American
>lose a war to high fructose corn syrup

Holy SHit lads u can't make this up how can Americans possibly sleep at nighte

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JEMwAKvk Fri 02 Feb 2018 23:25:53 No.3933223 Report

Quoted By: >>3933230

>tfw ywn have American bf

btw not joking, bread and cheese at Walmart has high fructose corn syrup as the 3rd or 4th ingredient, we use it in literally everything

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W4aAhLGw Fri 02 Feb 2018 23:25:58 No.3933224 Report

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>>3933182
i cant

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XBNczuLi Fri 02 Feb 2018 23:26:56 No.3933230 Report

Quoted By: >>3933242

>>3933223
I've honestly seen that level of fat about twice in my life in the UK. How often would you see it in burgerland?

꧁Anonymous꧂

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꧁Anonymous꧂ ID:LSaYj7DN Fri 02 Feb 2018 23:27:08 No.3933232 Report

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>be amer*can

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:t2lgJr+n Fri 02 Feb 2018 23:27:22 No.3933233 Report

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>>3933182
At least I can own a kitchen knife.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JEMwAKvk Fri 02 Feb 2018 23:28:19 No.3933242 Report

Quoted By: >>3933343

>>3933230
Every time I go to Walmartland there's at least 1 or 2 that big

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t2lgJr+n Fri 02 Feb 2018 23:38:10 No.3933343 Report

Quoted By: >>3933365

>>3933242
What Walmart have you had the displeasure of being? Because there are way more fatfucks there than that. I went to a Target and saw a steady stream of wretched blobs on their wheelie carts.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JEMwAKvk Fri 02 Feb 2018 23:40:42 No.3933365 Report

Quoted By: >>3933378

>>3933343
An Arizona Walmart. I reckon most of the biggest ones don't bother going out and shopping usually, they probably make other people do it for them.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t2lgJr+n Fri 02 Feb 2018 23:43:09 No.3933378 Report

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>>3933365
That is nothing on bible belt chain stores. My god, I don't have enough bleach for that.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ibq3gRAm Sat 03 Feb 2018 00:33:29 No.3933877 Report

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>be dad
>Love /bant/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y8m2wxg+ Sat 03 Feb 2018 00:37:12 No.3933904 Report

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>Be UK
>Going to local knife bin to keep your kitchen safe
>On the way forget to pay your TV license
>Have another one of your colonies beat you in a war and become more successful than you
>Remember how your dentists said that smoking is good
>Cops see
>Praise the queen
>Still get arrested
>Later an immigrant breaks into the knife bin and kills 12
>Immigrant gets of Scotland free

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PeMnWRyX Sat 03 Feb 2018 01:56:58 No.3935002 Report

Quoted By: >>3935511

>>3933182
At least we didn't lose a war to a bunch of dudes with muskets

Frysalter

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Frysalter ID:zHCGgz6K Sat 03 Feb 2018 03:01:34 No.3935511 Report

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>>3935002
How the actual fuck does that prove a point

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9od7aOhX Sat 03 Feb 2018 03:05:56 No.3935557 Report

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>>3933182
>be britbong
>lose war to alligator cannons

DickDick !!/+gUzc9SaH3

DickDick !!/+gUzc9SaH3 ID:rk7JaGbM Sat 03 Feb 2018 03:08:48 No.3935580 Report

Quoted By: >>3936472

>>3933182
>Be British
>Prevent dying child from seeking experimental treatment in America, then kill him immediately to punish the parents for insolence
God save the queen.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nsB3PX59 Sat 03 Feb 2018 03:23:10 No.3935689 Report

Quoted By:

>>3933182
>oi m8 is that a knife?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mKrAB0Ci Sat 03 Feb 2018 05:00:06 No.3936472 Report

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>>3935580
god save the queen

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:77fHMLwr Sat 03 Feb 2018 05:03:29 No.3936489 Report

Quoted By: >>3936549

>>3933182
>be American
>have the power of the dollar
If literally everyone else stopped purchasing products with high fructose corn syrup and decided to purchase the healthiest products America has available, we wouldn't be in this position. Capitalism works like that, baby.

Now blow it out your ass, Eurofag.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ocwgTJBk Sat 03 Feb 2018 05:16:44 No.3936549 Report

Quoted By: >>3936571 >>3936584

>>3936489
>niggers say muh dick
>americans say muh duke
The theory that you Americans are niggers is true. You are ugly, fat savages. I hate that my gf wanted to vacation here.

And your all rude pricks that any time someone who isn't sounding like a nigger accent gets asked where you're from and laughed at. Fuck you I talk better then you people. You do not even speak real English it's all niggerspeak. Fuck you.

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Anonymous ID:77fHMLwr Sat 03 Feb 2018 05:19:47 No.3936571 Report

Quoted By: >>3936583

>>3936549
Niggers are not American, they are a plague eating away at America's resources, pride, and reputation.

I think you're in need of some good old fashioned patriotism, baby. Check your flag and ask what you can do for your country, not what your country can do for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ocwgTJBk Sat 03 Feb 2018 05:21:57 No.3936583 Report

Quoted By: >>3936594

>>3936571
I'm not American. I'm vacationing here with my girl. Stupid burgers can't even get through a few sentences.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:77fHMLwr Sat 03 Feb 2018 05:22:06 No.3936584 Report

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>>3936549
Also
>Fuck you I talk better then you people.
Good God above you clearly got some damn fine Chicago education.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:77fHMLwr Sat 03 Feb 2018 05:23:40 No.3936594 Report

Quoted By: >>3936604

>>3936583
Are we really arguing on /bant/ over the greatest nation on God's beautiful green & blue earth?
Out of all the places to argue, it's on /bant/.
This is amazing.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ocwgTJBk Sat 03 Feb 2018 05:25:53 No.3936604 Report

Quoted By: >>3936608 >>3936616

>>3936594
Kill yourself. You made yourself a fool and now want to back down

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:77fHMLwr Sat 03 Feb 2018 05:26:55 No.3936608 Report

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>>3936604
>Kill yourself.
Blow it out your ass, brother.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:xNzI0qfK Sat 03 Feb 2018 05:28:21 No.3936616 Report

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>>3936604
Blow it out your ass, punk

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xeskPOdN Sat 03 Feb 2018 06:13:13 No.3936879 Report

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BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:L8pDpznl Sat 03 Feb 2018 06:58:22 No.3937086 Report

Quoted By:

>>3933182
>be british
>haven't won a war they started since the 1800s

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