has r/banter ever had to take a big stinky winky in the toilet and it really hurt so you look down and see an anus baby in the toilet and your thinking holy shit i'm a father or wait am i a mother since it came out of me but it doesnt matter because your too irresponsible to be a father so you flush it down the toilet and the last things you hear are its garbled cries but you know it will be in a better place because the stork lives in the sewers??