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Anonymous ID:BWyfqdF6 Sat 03 Feb 2018 16:31:39 No.3940596 View View Reply Original Report

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I got a lot in a notepad
>Years ago over summer
>Be with friends
>We go to mcdonalds
>Go into bathroom and go into stall
>See small trash can on next to the toilet
>Decide to piss in it
>Tell frens
>One of them decide to piss in it
>3 weeks later friend tells me he saw the manager taking our piss soaked bag out back with piss dripping out of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BWyfqdF6 Sat 03 Feb 2018 16:32:11 No.3940597 Report

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>My parents used to take me to church a lot when I was young
>Always dip into the bathrooms because I got bored
>When I would use the bathroom I would pee up really high on the stalls so piss dripped down
>Did this for many years
>Stop going for a while
>Start going again and look in the stall
>Crusted piss stains going down the stall

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MScDJ1XW Sat 03 Feb 2018 16:32:37 No.3940602 Report

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Anonymous ID:BWyfqdF6 Sat 03 Feb 2018 16:32:44 No.3940604 Report

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>Be with friend
>My mom picks us up after school to go to my house one day
>We stop at a store first for some food
>Friend and I use the bathroom
>I gotta take a shit so I get the stall
>Friend also has to take a shit
>Doesn't tell me
>Shits in urinal
>I get out and look at it and then we bolt
>At the checkout
>Friend and I say we need to take a piss this time
>Friend grabs hand full of paper towel
>Picks up feces and throws some of it on the floor
>Go back to waiting in line
>Old guy walk in
>Old guy walks out
>Hear a single "eww"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BWyfqdF6 Sat 03 Feb 2018 16:33:03 No.3940608 Report

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>Going with family to grandma's for Thanksgiving weekend
>2 hour drive and it's 6 PM
>We stop in a Culvers for dinner
>Waiting in long line
>Go and take a piss
>Piss all over the floor in the stall
>Throw some paper towel on the floor and in the urnial from the trash
>Walk out
>Still waiting in line and say my pencil fell out of my pocket
>Go back in and empty more paper towel into the urinal
>Eventually get food
>Go to take a shit
>Throw the rest of the paper towel out of the trash into the urnial so now it's over flowing with towels and towels now cover the floor
>Fat red neck guy walks in and I'm in the stall pretending to take a shit
>Hear him yell "Are you fucking shitting me!" and walk out
>Walk out a minute later and he gives me the death stare

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BWyfqdF6 Sat 03 Feb 2018 16:33:22 No.3940610 Report

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>Driving to Leaf Country
>Stop near the boarder for lunch
>Restaurant is mostly empty
>Go to take a piss
>No one in the bathroom so violate the floors as usual
>Take a whole bunch of paper towels out of the trash
>Cover the inside of an entire urinal in them
>Kick over the trash can and lid falls off
>Towels cover the ground
>Later before we leave dad goes to bathroom
>"Was it trashed for you anon?"
>Yeah
>Tell sister
>She threatens me with that for the rest of the trip

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BWyfqdF6 Sat 03 Feb 2018 16:33:45 No.3940611 Report

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>Camping with friends
>We're driving back from campsite
>Stop at a gas station for food and to take a piss
>I'm looking for food while 3 other friends try to find bathroom
>2 get the only 2 stalls in the boys bathroom
>3rd friend is stuck waiting and has to piss
>No ones's looking
>He uses the girls bathroom
>2 Friends come out and I tell them the situation
>We all hide until he comes out
>An old lady and a younger lady are waiting at the door and see him walk out
>We book it and burst out laughing
>The girls are visibly confused

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BWyfqdF6 Sat 03 Feb 2018 16:34:02 No.3940613 Report

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>At store with friends
>I get 2 of my friends and we break off from the rest of them
>We all have to use the bathroom
>Bathrooms are located near the check outs
>1 friend goes in and starts shitting
>He starts grunting really loud
>Everyone is look at the bathrooms
>He walks out
>I go in
>Start grunting really loud
>Walk out
>Last friend goes in and doesn't grunt at all
>We leave after a while

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BWyfqdF6 Sat 03 Feb 2018 16:34:20 No.3940614 Report

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>Be camping with friends
>Place we stay at has a really shitty out house
>Toilet paper is on the back of the toilet
>Decide to piss on it
>Absorbs my piss like crazy
>Walk out and not tell anyone
>Later friend asks why the fuck is the toilet paper all wet?
>Claim I don't no anything about it
>Reveal to him years later I was the one who pissed on the toilet paper
>He knew it was me all along

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BWyfqdF6 Sat 03 Feb 2018 16:34:38 No.3940615 Report

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>Camping with friends later in year
>Playing game
>At public camp site
>Nicer bathrooms
>Our "Jail" is the bathrooms
>I get caught and have to stay in the bathrooms
>Really echo-y in them
>Super thin door
>Start pissing in the trash can next to the door
>Leave after a while
>Someone asks why there is piss in the trash bag?
>Don't say a thing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BWyfqdF6 Sat 03 Feb 2018 16:35:08 No.3940619 Report

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>Later that same year
>Camping with friends on an island
>Island is the only public island so it has a bathroom
>Really nice bathroom well kept, lots of toilet paper
>Decided this one gets a pass
>But it has a poo water collector
>Around back is the hatch to get in to it
>It's unlocked
>When our friends were taking shits we would open the hatch and throw giant rocks into it under the where the toilet was and splash water on to their ass
>Get splashed multiple times
>Splash friends multiple times

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BWyfqdF6 Sat 03 Feb 2018 16:35:25 No.3940622 Report

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>Same island camping trip, same day
>Were all getting ready to go to sleep
>Friend and I got to shit
>Friend is looking down into the toilet
>Gets scared and says that there's something look up back at him
>Tell him he hasn't taken his meds and should do that before we go to sleep
>Next day were back at throwing rocks down the shitter back at each other
>Open the hatch
>We see a long slender thing moving friend says it's a shoelace
>It turns around
>It's a fucking snake in the shit water collector
>We start freaking out and start yelling
>Eventually we get it out with a stick
>Everyone's gathered
>One of our friends didn't see it come out of the toilet and touches it
>He now had the poo snake on his hands
>We let it slither off into the woods
>Never see poo snake again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tdA4rsQG Sat 03 Feb 2018 16:35:29 No.3940623 Report

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>>>/b/eddit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BWyfqdF6 Sat 03 Feb 2018 16:35:57 No.3940625 Report

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>Last day on island trip
>All of our stuff is packed up waiting for adults to fix their shit
>Friends and I go into bathroom and bring tons of rocks
>We start dropping bombs in the toilet
>Eventually water starts to splash all over the inside of the bathroom
>Someone throws a rock at the plastic seat and cracks it
>We all run away

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BWyfqdF6 Sat 03 Feb 2018 16:36:14 No.3940628 Report

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>Camping with friends
>They have a porta potty at the entrance to the campsite because of construction
>We have to wait there for a while for final paperwork and the like
>We all gotta use it
>I go in first
>Start trying to take a piss
>Friends surround the toilet and start kicking the sides of it
>Run out
>Mud all over the walls
>Other friends start going in
>I find out there's a small hole in the lock and I can stick a pencil in it
>Now I can unlock and lock the door a will
>Open the door
>Friend is standing on the top of the toilet trying to cut open the wall with his knife
>We all start taking turns
>Eventually we go to our site
>Not before I lock it shut for the construction workers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BWyfqdF6 Sat 03 Feb 2018 16:36:51 No.3940631 Report

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>On another camping trip with friends
>We're all in the car waiting for adults to hurry their asses up
>Friends start screwing with the doors
>Car alarm goes off and adult tells us to not
>Friends start screwing around again
>Car alarm goes off again
>Tells us next time the alarm goes off we gotta leave the car
>Friends start jerking off again
>Car alarm goes off and we all bolt outside
>It's cold as shit where we were and didn't want to wait for adults so we all huddle around
>Get sick of looking gay so we all run into the public restrooms near by
>We all crowd around in the stall shivering trying to conserve heat
>Eventually adults yell its time to go so we all leave without anyone seeing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BWyfqdF6 Sat 03 Feb 2018 16:37:08 No.3940633 Report

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>Same campout earlier in the weekend
>Friend and I aren't going to eat nasty ass sausages but we can't throw them in the woods
>He tells me go to the bathroom
>We do and he brings the sausages with him
>We put them on the side of the seat to make it look like someone shat on the side of the toilet and leave one under the seat
>Adults start asking everyone
>Deny everything

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BWyfqdF6 Sat 03 Feb 2018 16:37:25 No.3940634 Report

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>Camping with friends still same campout as sausages
>It's night time and we are all still wide awake
>Friend says he's gotta use the bathroom
>We all plan on pounding on the doors and windows
>He doens't tell us hes gonna go piss in the woods
>We wait and see someone go into the bathroom
>We start pounding on the doors
>Hear movement and someone walking
>It's a random ass stranger we all started to pound the door while he was shitting
>We all go to bed laughing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BWyfqdF6 Sat 03 Feb 2018 16:38:07 No.3940639 Report

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>Camping with friends way the hell up north
>We all are stopping at a hardees until the next stop
>Adults are all eating across the street
>We get the whole restaurant to ourselves
>We all order a shit ton of cookies and food
>Start getting rowdy even though other families are eating
>Me and 2 other friends go to bathroom and while I'm pissing they keep throwing shit over the stall at me
>Once their in the stall throw wet spitwad at them
>As I'm walking out see police officer start to piss in the urinal
>Friend goes in to bathroom to puke up 5 cookies he had
>Leave and see the cop leaving the bathroom

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BWyfqdF6 Sat 03 Feb 2018 16:38:48 No.3940642 Report

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>At store with mom and sister
>Mom and sister walk off while I go take a piss
>Bathroom is empty
>Molest the floor with my piss and walls
>Hold in my piss stream
>Take plunger and put it in the toilet handle first down the drain
>Piss in the suction cup on the end of it
>Leave paper towels all over the floor
>Clog the sinks
>Throw paper towel in urinal
>Leave mess of soap on the ground
>Some guy walks in on me soaping the floors
>Wipe my hands on my pants and bolt
>Find mom and sister and stay on the lookout for the guy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BWyfqdF6 Sat 03 Feb 2018 16:39:22 No.3940644 Report

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Also this just happened recently this was all my friend's doing
>At fast food place stealing wifi
>About to leave
>His brother says that their gonna go and "Prank the bathroom"
>Friend and brother walk in
>Open bag of toilet paper rolls just laying out in the middle of the floor
>They take the toilet paper and stuff it in the toilet and flush it all down
>Toilet paper gets squeezed down the pipe
>Nearing the end of the bag
>They put some more in and flush
>A fucking projectile wad of toilet paper ball shoots back up and smashes into the ceiling tile and cracks it
>They finish up and leave

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BWyfqdF6 Sat 03 Feb 2018 16:39:46 No.3940647 Report

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>Going camping with friends
>We eventually get to our campsite
>Friend has to take a piss
>Bathrooms are right next to the parking lot
>Friend goes in and pisses all over in the shower
>Turns out those are the adult bathrooms
>We violate the bathrooms once more

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BWyfqdF6 Sat 03 Feb 2018 16:40:03 No.3940649 Report

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Gonna finish off with this because I have no more stories off the top of my head:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZhSDgx1um0W11hFgcsWGeq01RLFtuSLN

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HrBIDHNd Sat 03 Feb 2018 16:41:35 No.3940657 Report

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Autism: The thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XuVZQyLu Sat 03 Feb 2018 17:12:01 No.3940816 Report

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worst thread of the day award:

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:arveorKl Sat 03 Feb 2018 17:13:43 No.3940829 Report

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>americans

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:f4rPEyJ7 Sat 03 Feb 2018 17:18:11 No.3940852 Report

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just why

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3NMD8hYH Sat 03 Feb 2018 17:25:58 No.3940911 Report

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Pretty good read. Thanks for sharing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7dKT2ypw Sat 03 Feb 2018 17:30:03 No.3940935 Report

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>be me
>Going to a city south of mine
>2hr drive
>Really have to shit
>Germaphobic so try and hold it
>Realize I cant
>Stop at a McDonalds at like 5 in the morning
>Nice and clean so it makes me feel better
>Still not sitting on the toilet seat even though it reeks of chlorine
>Hovering over the bowl as I shart
>Worried people will hear me
>Hurry up and push
>Unleash a shit bomb only doable by an American
>Shit sprays like a shotgun all over the toilet and wall
>Feel bad but I can't do anything about it because of crippling germaphobia
>Wash hands and leave
>As I exit the store I look back and see someone walking into the bathroom
>Run to my car and skrt out of there

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