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>England: Tea, crumpets, empire, King Arthur bowler hats, James Bond, politeness, bad comedy, the queen, Big Ben, Stonehenge, music
>Scotland: Kilts, bagpipes, haggis, golf
>Ireland: Potatoes, being oppressed by Britain, green, leprechaun
>France: Eiffel Tower, Louvre, berets, baguettes, striped shirts, rudeness
>Spain: Matadors, flamenco dancers
>Portugal: Spainito
>Germany: Nazis, efficiency, money, yodeling, lederhosen, those pointy WWI helmets
>Austria: Arnold Schwarzenegger
>Switzerland: Neutrality, evil banks
>Holland: Windmills, wooden shoes, tulips
>Belgium: Waffles, chocolate
>Scandinavia: Tall white blond people, vikings
>Sweden: IKEA
>Denmark: Lego
>Norway: Fjords
>Iceland: Bjork
>Italy: Food, leaning tower, hand gestures, Venice, Rome, coliseum, mafia
>Greece: Cool old stuff, Alexander the Great
>Eastern Europe: Being shittier than Western Europe
>Russia: Evil, Putin, snow, nukes, ex-communism, vodka, borscht, ushankas, Cold War
>Turkey: Istanbul not Constantinople
>Saudi Arabia: Oil, Mecca, Islam Cube
>Egypt: Pyramids, Sphinx
>Israel: Jews
>Rest of Middle-East: Shit hole, terrorism, sand
>South Africa: Racism
>Rest of Africa: Warlords, AIDS, poverty
>India: Weird religion, tech support, lots of people, curry, war elephants
>Pakistan: Terrorism, nukes
>Central Asia: Borat
>China: Communism, evil, nukes, cheap labor, great wall, terracotta army, Jackie Chan, pandas
>Japan: Ninjas, samurai, anime, yakuza, electronics, robots, Godzilla, WWII, racism
>South Korea: Boring version of Japan
>North Korea: Nukes, crazy
>Mongolia: Genghis Khan
>Vietnam: Vietnam War
>Australia: Kangaroos, boomerangs, didgeridoos, Steve Irwin
>New Zealand: Nothing
>Canada: Insisting it's not the USA, hockey, snow, eh?
>USA: Everything
>Cuba: Communism, cigars
>Jamaica: Funny accents, pot
>Mexico: Cheap labor, sombreros, ponchos, food, Aztecs
>Brazil: Big Jesus statue, carnival
>Panama: Canal
>Colombia: Pablo Escobar
>Venezuela: Communism
>Rest of Latin America: Drugs
>Scotland: Kilts, bagpipes, haggis, golf
>Ireland: Potatoes, being oppressed by Britain, green, leprechaun
>France: Eiffel Tower, Louvre, berets, baguettes, striped shirts, rudeness
>Spain: Matadors, flamenco dancers
>Portugal: Spainito
>Germany: Nazis, efficiency, money, yodeling, lederhosen, those pointy WWI helmets
>Austria: Arnold Schwarzenegger
>Switzerland: Neutrality, evil banks
>Holland: Windmills, wooden shoes, tulips
>Belgium: Waffles, chocolate
>Scandinavia: Tall white blond people, vikings
>Sweden: IKEA
>Denmark: Lego
>Norway: Fjords
>Iceland: Bjork
>Italy: Food, leaning tower, hand gestures, Venice, Rome, coliseum, mafia
>Greece: Cool old stuff, Alexander the Great
>Eastern Europe: Being shittier than Western Europe
>Russia: Evil, Putin, snow, nukes, ex-communism, vodka, borscht, ushankas, Cold War
>Turkey: Istanbul not Constantinople
>Saudi Arabia: Oil, Mecca, Islam Cube
>Egypt: Pyramids, Sphinx
>Israel: Jews
>Rest of Middle-East: Shit hole, terrorism, sand
>South Africa: Racism
>Rest of Africa: Warlords, AIDS, poverty
>India: Weird religion, tech support, lots of people, curry, war elephants
>Pakistan: Terrorism, nukes
>Central Asia: Borat
>China: Communism, evil, nukes, cheap labor, great wall, terracotta army, Jackie Chan, pandas
>Japan: Ninjas, samurai, anime, yakuza, electronics, robots, Godzilla, WWII, racism
>South Korea: Boring version of Japan
>North Korea: Nukes, crazy
>Mongolia: Genghis Khan
>Vietnam: Vietnam War
>Australia: Kangaroos, boomerangs, didgeridoos, Steve Irwin
>New Zealand: Nothing
>Canada: Insisting it's not the USA, hockey, snow, eh?
>USA: Everything
>Cuba: Communism, cigars
>Jamaica: Funny accents, pot
>Mexico: Cheap labor, sombreros, ponchos, food, Aztecs
>Brazil: Big Jesus statue, carnival
>Panama: Canal
>Colombia: Pablo Escobar
>Venezuela: Communism
>Rest of Latin America: Drugs
