[4 / 2 / ?]
Quoted By: >>3953036
>be me
>mummys big boy
>browse bant
>see weeb shit
>get mad
>fap
>get mad again
>poo poo
>poo poo everywhere in my crib
>mummy will me angry
>get angry
>let out big squirty poo
>mummy come in
>"oh my big boy made a mess huh"
>she smells like smokey sticks
>daddy and Tyrone come in
>"why do you have a fucking 40 yearold man in fucking baby clothes nigga"
>damn darky
>pick up poo poo in crib
>throw at daddy because weak arms
>he passes out because of the smell
>tyrone attacks me
>mummy calls police as this nigger attempts to break through 100% fat (i am only fat because muh genetics)
>30 min later
>tyrone lays on the floor out of breath
>put cheeks on his face
>PRAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP
>big sweaty big boy pump
>instantly dies
>police come through door seeing tyrone dead
>gives me job of being a niggerkiller 3000 (aka head police man)
>mfw i am now chief of police
>mfw i get green munies to buy as many tendies as i want
>mummys big boy
>browse bant
>see weeb shit
>get mad
>fap
>get mad again
>poo poo
>poo poo everywhere in my crib
>mummy will me angry
>get angry
>let out big squirty poo
>mummy come in
>"oh my big boy made a mess huh"
>she smells like smokey sticks
>daddy and Tyrone come in
>"why do you have a fucking 40 yearold man in fucking baby clothes nigga"
>damn darky
>pick up poo poo in crib
>throw at daddy because weak arms
>he passes out because of the smell
>tyrone attacks me
>mummy calls police as this nigger attempts to break through 100% fat (i am only fat because muh genetics)
>30 min later
>tyrone lays on the floor out of breath
>put cheeks on his face
>PRAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP
>big sweaty big boy pump
>instantly dies
>police come through door seeing tyrone dead
>gives me job of being a niggerkiller 3000 (aka head police man)
>mfw i am now chief of police
>mfw i get green munies to buy as many tendies as i want
