Ever get stories sent to you by nutters?
Got one last week on Facebook by a guy I've never met in person (completely unsolicited) and it left me scratching my head on many levels.
When I'm done I'd be keen to hear any stories you've been sent by lunatics.
Part One
>Inhuman Mutt (title)
>We planned to meet in town on a Saturday night
>We'd been exchanging texts all night; Flirty fun messages
>"My top broke, my cleavage is hanging out. Don't run away when you see it lol".
>Sounded promising
>Then she text again
>"I can't wait to see you again, Been thinking about you all day"
>On and on the texts went
>I was starting to get a sore neck
>Midnight loomed
>"Ok I'm here now come find me sexy man"
>Ten minutes later I walked into the bar
>She was on the dance floor dancing with this guy
>He had his hands all over her, grabbing her ass, kissing her neck
>Was a pretty intense scene for so early in the evening
>So much for my plans for the night
>I bought a beer and awkwardly stood next to them as they danced
>She pretended to not even notice me
>Maybe she didn't, maybe she was drunk? Another loveless cunt
>I don't know how I still had it in me to be surprised
>I was all dressed up and out and about now
>I wasn't going to let her ruin my night.
>I was determined to have a good time
>I left and went somewhere else and blew two hundred dollars at the bar drinking and smoking
>I ended up getting kicked out for sitting alone in the corner with my head in my hands
>That's the gratitude you receive for supporting their business
>I had a text
>It was from her
>"I'm all alone"
>Was I supposed to feel sorry for her? Why was she texting me now at 3 in the morning?
>I replied
>”I'm glad I didn't waste any more time on garbage like you”
>Maybe I overreacted, I mean she is free to do what she wants right?
>Well then I guess I am too.
>"Yeah. I am garbage. My back hurts".
Part 2 Incoming