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ID:omOqq439 No.396311 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
alright guys, post some embarrassing stories, ill start
>be me, 8 year old anon
> taking a shit at school,
>suddenly, fire alarms start going off, and being the little bitch i am im fucking terrified of fire alarms
> get startled, fucking book it mid shit,
>i join my class outside the school,
>suddenly realise i wasn't finished shiting when alarm went off
> when i ran the turd fell on the floor, right infront of the entrance to the bathroom,
>one of my classmates has to shit, he runs to the bathroom and is running really fast
> unable to stop intime, steps in my shit, starts fucking screaming and teachers start coming,
>he is covered in my shit, has to go home bcz covered in shit,
>noone ever found out it was me