>hate the local newspaper columnist
>he always writes tripe
>see a guy outside the newspaper building that looks just like him
>want to tell him he sucks
>hesitate
>I can't just go around telling random people they suck because it might not be the guy
>let him pass by me unmolested

rats. they didn't print my letter either. He wrote an article saying we have to change the name of our town because it's racist so I wrote him a letter saying I agreed and he should change his own name while he's at it because Jack is a sexist name(reminiscent of Jack the Ripper, it's the same argument he himself used). It was kind of funny because I spent some time scrolling through the history books before I realized there actually was a famous asshole named jack and I needn't look up obscure ones. I wish I could remember all the dumb articles he wrote as examples. There was one terrible one where he roleplayed as Donald Trump but it made no sense because his protrayal of donald trump had him saying we need to replace the old bridge, but we actually do need to replace that bridge, it's very old so as an attack on trump it didn't make sense. i don't know why trump would even care about our bridge.