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Quoted By: >>3970260
> be American
> ride mobility scooter to work
> boss tips mobility scooter
> co-workers start clapping
> shoot co-workers
> doctor rings you up
> your new foreskin is in
> shart pants in excitement
> arrive at doctor guns blazing
> stray bullet hits doctor's secretary
> doctor claps because she was sueing him for sexual advances
> trade in your new foreskin for a third house mortgage
> can't pay for your daily dozen burgers anymore
> think about the moon landing one last time
> die of starvation
> ride mobility scooter to work
> boss tips mobility scooter
> co-workers start clapping
> shoot co-workers
> doctor rings you up
> your new foreskin is in
> shart pants in excitement
> arrive at doctor guns blazing
> stray bullet hits doctor's secretary
> doctor claps because she was sueing him for sexual advances
> trade in your new foreskin for a third house mortgage
> can't pay for your daily dozen burgers anymore
> think about the moon landing one last time
> die of starvation
