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Someone please fucking kill me

ID:KonIfK2I No.3971346 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>Mfw I realize I'm not rich and famous yet because I won't do self-harmful things for youtube views

>Mfw I'm not rich famous yet because I don't act out and act like a fucking degenerate for TV show views

>Mfw I'm not rich and famous yet because I can't do porn because tiny penis

>Mfw I'm not rich and famous yet because instead of playing sports in highschool I joined other clubs that have no effect afterwards

>Mfw Im not rich and famous yet because I don't want to knock up my girlfriends a million times and make a show out of it

>Mfw I'm not famous yet because I won't shoot up a school

>Mfw I'm not famous yet because I won't trash a city block

>Mfw I'm not famous yet because my family isn't in politics

>Mfw I see people doing those exact things getting rich, famous, and praised for what they do, no matter what they do.