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Anonymous ID:0O+HIO1l Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:05:48 No.3981307 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>3981313 >>3981329 >>3981336 >>3981365 >>3982386 >>3982447 >>3982479 >>3982892 >>3983484 >>3983586

Oh shit /bant/!
You just won 2 million dollars on a lottery or crypto boom or other gambling shit!!!
Problem is you also got diagnosed with the cancer and have 2 months too live?

What do?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:aAfU58VH Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:06:52 No.3981313 Report

Quoted By: >>3981333

>>3981307
Take other people with me!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:L28oN/vW Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:07:14 No.3981317 Report

Quoted By: >>3981333

Buy a 4chan pass but never use it

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:gyPsgGUw Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:07:25 No.3981320 Report

Quoted By: >>3981333

i dont like this scenario

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SHIT POST ID:zL57fmvE Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:08:59 No.3981329 Report

Quoted By: >>3981333

>>3981307
Become ROBOCOP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4PQRpo2Wng

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0O+HIO1l Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:09:27 No.3981333 Report

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>>3981313
Waste of money though

>>3981317
You won't use 4chan in the 2 months you still have?

>>3981320
Tough luck fagit

>>3981329
Post your butthole, stupid namefag

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qml213qd Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:09:49 No.3981336 Report

Quoted By: >>3981353

>>3981307
Give Trump the nuclear codes.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RE8VQUwP Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:12:05 No.3981349 Report

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i uuhhhhhhhhhhhh

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0O+HIO1l Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:12:26 No.3981353 Report

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>>3981336
You can't buy nuclear codes with 2mil

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BUKqzdgU Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:13:25 No.3981359 Report

Quoted By: >>3981426

Genocide the niggers and jews.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WahCCIut Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:14:19 No.3981365 Report

Quoted By: >>3981426 >>3981427

>>3981307
Cure my cancer

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0O+HIO1l Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:15:15 No.3981426 Report

Quoted By: >>3981776 >>3982345

>>3981365
It's prostate cancer and it can't be cured

>>3981359
Again, you can't do that with just 2mil. It's like you fags ain't even trying

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WahCCIut Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:15:18 No.3981427 Report

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>>3981365
>wah
Nice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WahCCIut Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:16:03 No.3981776 Report

Quoted By: >>3982047

>>3981426
Cure it anyways through sheer willpower

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0O+HIO1l Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:19:06 No.3982047 Report

Quoted By: >>3982063

>>3981776
Well, best of luck with that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WahCCIut Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:20:40 No.3982063 Report

Quoted By: >>3982068

>>3982047
I also buy 2 planes and crash them into north Korea as 9/11 2, electric boogalo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0O+HIO1l Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:21:22 No.3982068 Report

Quoted By: >>3982475

>>3982063
How can you crash 2 planes by yourself?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Cn4DFW4a Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:25:25 No.3982098 Report

Quoted By: >>3982122

I split it between South American, Middle Eastern, African, Indian, and Chinese charities.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0O+HIO1l Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:28:01 No.3982122 Report

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>>3982098
I don't know man, how much can you trust charity organisations?
And all of the money? None of your family or friends need it?

Bnonymous

Bnonymous ID:BUKqzdgU Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:46:22 No.3982345 Report

Quoted By: >>3982374

>>3981426
Fine, I buy a semi truck, deck it out with spikes and saw blades and shit on the from, and drive it through a gay pride parade.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0O+HIO1l Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:49:23 No.3982374 Report

Quoted By: >>3982393

>>3982345
Now this is a plan!
What next? Murder-suicide by cop, will you give yourself in and become famous by giving interviews or run away?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Wc+DkZ3K Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:50:28 No.3982386 Report

Quoted By: >>3982389

>>3981307
give money to brothers

keep enough for 6 cups of coffee a day

die

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0O+HIO1l Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:51:02 No.3982389 Report

Quoted By: >>3982432

>>3982386
No coccaine party with hookers?

Bnonymous

Bnonymous ID:BUKqzdgU Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:51:57 No.3982393 Report

Quoted By: >>3982452

>>3982374
Escape to mexico, hire a bunch of mercenaries to follow me to africa, hijack a somalian tanker, use it to land on the island nation of Seychelles, kill off the currently existing government, live out the rest of my 5 days as a communist dictator.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Wc+DkZ3K Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:55:01 No.3982432 Report

Quoted By: >>3982452

>>3982389
just means i'd be conscious for less of the time i have left. sorry if that feels like a downer response lmao

would hit up expensive restaurants and shit too i guess

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UET3IRHt Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:56:11 No.3982446 Report

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hookers and drugs. Last week I mass produce deadly chemical substances and go to town at the nearest gay pride parade

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YJAQ4FVH Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:56:11 No.3982447 Report

Quoted By: >>3982452

>>3981307
buy replica to scale viking longship
drink and fuck the rest away until death
viking funeral

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0O+HIO1l Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:57:17 No.3982452 Report

Quoted By: >>3982490

>>3982432
Fair enough, just getting a small taste of the "good life" while sober before the end.
I can respect that

>>3982393
Now that's a plan!

>>3982447
Any specific bay where you'd want the longship and your corpse too be burnt?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8+Pqy1DO Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:01:38 No.3982475 Report

Quoted By: >>3982486 >>3982498

>>3982068
Crash the first plane, climb out of the wreckage, run across the DMZ while nobody is looking, grab your second plane, and crash that one as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hS2VN9dH Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:02:11 No.3982479 Report

Quoted By: >>3982496 >>3982498

>>3981307
> Buy my mom and dad a new flat in a nicer area
> Set up a trust for my younger cousins, equivalent of US$480 per year until they're 18 years old
> Hire a fancy chauffeur and wear nice clothes.
> Split the rest between a donation to a cancer related charity and a final "going out with a bang" bash

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WahCCIut Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:02:56 No.3982486 Report

Quoted By: >>3982498

>>3982475
This

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YJAQ4FVH Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:03:27 No.3982490 Report

Quoted By: >>3982498

>>3982452
Byron bay
so my ashes get sucked into whales and I poison Japanese cunts

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hS2VN9dH Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:04:38 No.3982496 Report

Quoted By: >>3982512

>>3982479
I'm boring compared to some of you people. Damn

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0O+HIO1l Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:05:07 No.3982498 Report

Quoted By: >>3982557

>>3982475
>>3982486
Sounds unlikely too be desu but hey, it's your plan

>>3982479
480$ sounds oddly specific

>>3982490
>tfw your ashes will never be indirectly conosumed by a qt Japanese school girl

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SHIT POST ID:zL57fmvE Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:06:10 No.3982512 Report

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>>3982496
You should've became Robocop.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0O+HIO1l Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:09:50 No.3982545 Report

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Am I the only who'd travel around the world?
I'd start with Europe, try too meet up with some online buddies I've stopped talking too but would like to meet. Ask some hoes I've met online if they wanna bang and then try too see as much of the world as possible.

After all that was done I'd probably try and kill someone who deserves it

Inheritance money would go too family

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hS2VN9dH Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:10:37 No.3982557 Report

Quoted By: >>3982870

>>3982498
It's converted from NIS, it should be just enough to cover their expenses and provide a decent amount of extra money so they can have fun on weekends.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0O+HIO1l Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:40:46 No.3982870 Report

Quoted By: >>3983059

>>3982557
That's smart. I expected nothing less from a Jew

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mD6RRh3G Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:43:56 No.3982892 Report

Quoted By: >>3982898 >>3983159

>>3981307
Build a shitton of torture death traps to put people through in order to teach them the value of life.
Obviously.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0O+HIO1l Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:44:39 No.3982898 Report

Quoted By: >>3982926 >>3983159

>>3982892
Found the manlet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mD6RRh3G Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:49:09 No.3982926 Report

Quoted By: >>3983159

>>3982898
You're first

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eazyePAc Wed 07 Feb 2018 05:07:04 No.3983059 Report

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>>3982870
I'm caring and want to care for my family

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zIIku0zP Wed 07 Feb 2018 05:27:21 No.3983159 Report

Quoted By: >>3983183

Use it to meet my waifu and hopefully spend a day with her (if I could somehow arrange this without any media attention and she'd be doing it out of pity), either give the rest to her or kill her and then take absurd amounts of psychedelics followed by a heroin overdose as soon as I sober up. Alternatively just make a hit list and kill people I disapprove of.

>>3982892
>>3982898
>>3982926
Lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0O+HIO1l Wed 07 Feb 2018 05:30:40 No.3983183 Report

Quoted By: >>3983224

>>3983159
>Alternatively just make a hit list and kill people I disapprove of.
Care too name any names?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zIIku0zP Wed 07 Feb 2018 05:35:38 No.3983224 Report

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>>3983183
I'm too tired to think of any off the top of my head. The first idea sounds much nicer and self-actualizing anyway.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ywcrp7iJ Wed 07 Feb 2018 05:52:31 No.3983386 Report

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I go to Japan and live as decadently as i can

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zIIku0zP Wed 07 Feb 2018 05:52:58 No.3983389 Report

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Goodnight

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YQWIy9A4 Wed 07 Feb 2018 06:05:00 No.3983484 Report

Quoted By: >>3983726

>>3981307
Have sex with a lot of men

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MAASgaVW Wed 07 Feb 2018 06:16:32 No.3983586 Report

Quoted By: >>3983712

>>3981307
pretty obvious if you ask me
it's the duty of the dead to pass on their belongings to the next generation
So, I give it to a trusted individual without telling anyone else. I also give them a legal written note, saying that they're to distribute it among the people I list in the amounts that I list. I also leave instructions for my...trustees? to use most it to invest in long term sources of income. At least 1/4 of their shares.

Also, I'd write an autobiography. I'd give the rights to my most trusted trustee. Not for sentimental value or anything, but because even if one person buys the story of my boring old life, that's money.

As for me dying, I don't fear death. Hell, I don't even care if I die. I'd go in peace.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0O+HIO1l Wed 07 Feb 2018 06:36:25 No.3983712 Report

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>>3983586
>a legal written note
Like a will

>saying that they're to distribute it among the people I list in the amounts that I list
Like a lawyer

>I'd write an autobiography
Heh, that's a new one. I think my life can be summed up on a 4chan post so dunno how I'd go around doing anything of the sort

>I'd go in peace.
Big words, hope they're true

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mqLyxxKD Wed 07 Feb 2018 06:40:17 No.3983726 Report

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>>3983484
I'm telling the religious police

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