has r/banter ever farted so hard that the force made you ejaculate but it turned out that your fart was actually a shart and now your underwear is filled with liquid poop and semen and you dont know what to do because the waters not working so you can't flush or shower so to dispose of it you eat your shitty semen underwear and realize it tastes better that your supper which consisted of chicken breasts and peas and then you wonder why its called peas like is it solidified pee or what and does touching chicken breasts mean youve technically touched a boober