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I'll start, doing greentext because I want to.
>be me
>freshman year
>meet cool girl
>total stacey
>upgradecomplete.exe
>ends up being totally chill, we start talking, eventually get together
>date for three months
>i dump her because of her normie ways
>i end up with girl 10x hotter than her
>upgrade finished
>half her friend group splits off with me, the other half with her
>i split the entire freshman chad/stacey population in half
>they even start hating eachother, a few fights happen
>being me, i decide to be a retard
>one kid, lets call him C, total normie
>"blind in one eye can't see shit out the other" type of cross eyed
>wears camo all the fucking time
>all the chads and staceys hate him, he follows them around, including my ex gf.
>he has an incredible crush on her, while i dated her she was basically stalked by him
>he starts shouting the basic normie insults, "faggot", "retard" that sort of thing at me in the halls
>i let it happen for a month and a half
>challenges me to a fight
>finally think enough is justified
>me and 6 other people get together, jump him in the hallways
>pin it on him
>we have witnesses back us up
>we get no punishment, self defense ftw
>mfw he's expelled for hate speech
>mfw the feud kept going until graduation day of senior year
>mfw i caused the freshman civil war
>be me
>freshman year
>meet cool girl
>total stacey
>upgradecomplete.exe
>ends up being totally chill, we start talking, eventually get together
>date for three months
>i dump her because of her normie ways
>i end up with girl 10x hotter than her
>upgrade finished
>half her friend group splits off with me, the other half with her
>i split the entire freshman chad/stacey population in half
>they even start hating eachother, a few fights happen
>being me, i decide to be a retard
>one kid, lets call him C, total normie
>"blind in one eye can't see shit out the other" type of cross eyed
>wears camo all the fucking time
>all the chads and staceys hate him, he follows them around, including my ex gf.
>he has an incredible crush on her, while i dated her she was basically stalked by him
>he starts shouting the basic normie insults, "faggot", "retard" that sort of thing at me in the halls
>i let it happen for a month and a half
>challenges me to a fight
>finally think enough is justified
>me and 6 other people get together, jump him in the hallways
>pin it on him
>we have witnesses back us up
>we get no punishment, self defense ftw
>mfw he's expelled for hate speech
>mfw the feud kept going until graduation day of senior year
>mfw i caused the freshman civil war
