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>>3991891
yes you are cute, that's what you wanted to hear? i used to have a folder full of your pictures, now its deleted. I am going to sleep cause its already 2 am here and im feeling really sad, bye

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UAdLAwRk Thu 08 Feb 2018 04:12:26 No.3993651 Report

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>>3993625
>now its deleted
B A S E D

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ORtZOvts Thu 08 Feb 2018 04:13:07 No.3993660 Report

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>>3991891
Would be the closest a girl has come to me since the shitgate incident that happened at my school 5 years ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5yO1DYvG Thu 08 Feb 2018 04:16:18 No.3993688 Report

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>>3993660
did you shart in school

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G/xwKE5t Thu 08 Feb 2018 04:18:38 No.3993708 Report

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>>3993625
Stop orbiting every vaguely female person on this board. Fucking brazilians.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ORtZOvts Thu 08 Feb 2018 04:19:55 No.3993719 Report

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>>3993688
It was a lot worse. But in my defense, it wasn't my fault.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5yO1DYvG Thu 08 Feb 2018 04:21:07 No.3993730 Report

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>>3993719
explain my friend

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1gnwTyqa Thu 08 Feb 2018 04:21:37 No.3993735 Report

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>>3991891
Nice makeup and image filters roastie

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SDqyIs0H Thu 08 Feb 2018 04:23:18 No.3993744 Report

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>>3991902
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>>3993602
>>3993603
>>3993625
>>3993651
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>>3993735
STOP BULLYING HIM YOU SONS OF BITCHES

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ljtjClQw Thu 08 Feb 2018 04:26:43 No.3993773 Report

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>>3991891
>>>/soc/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5yO1DYvG Thu 08 Feb 2018 04:31:40 No.3993819 Report

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>>3993719
PLS

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C⌬©⍟ℕυͳ !!ejZnhfeYlll ID:TG+/4X4c Thu 08 Feb 2018 04:32:58 No.3993829 Report

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>>3991891
You've got some dope cars I'll give you that

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ORtZOvts Thu 08 Feb 2018 04:41:36 No.3993899 Report

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>>3993730
Short version

>be me, 14, male
>have group of friends that like to pull pranks on each other
>I am apart of it sometimes but usually I am a neutral party
>Friends think I am crafty by being neutral and therefore not attracting pranks to be done to me
>They prank me by putting an entire carton of laxatives into my food at lunch when I went to use the bathroom
>I didn't notice because taste buds are bad
>3 hours later
>Last class of the day
>Biology
>Class has one of my friends in it
>Class is also 99% grils
>Most of them are Stacys
>Sit in middle of classroom at on stools at tables because science room
>Stomach doesn't feel right
>ohshit.jpg
>Before I could even stand up and run to the bathroom about 40 gallons of liquid shit sprayed out of my asshole
>Force was so great, it was actually flying out of my shorts
>Didn't help that I was wearing my most destroyed underwear (had many, MANY holes)
>The middle of the classroom and quite a few of the surrounding students, all female, looked as if they had been sprayed by a supersoaker filled with my shit.
>Everybody screams
>Blood
>Curdling
>Screams.
>Some girls puke
>I had to go to the office still covered in shit and wait for my father to pick me up.
>Asshole friend is laughing the entire time
>Next day my friends still sit near me and fessed up to the crime
>But no other girl will come near me because the gossip spread about me shitting myself and others around me
>mfw I am forced to sit at the corner of my biology class now
>mfw I won't be able to find a girlfriend
>mfw my highschool social life was fucked in the first year.
>

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Anonymous ID:5yO1DYvG Thu 08 Feb 2018 04:45:07 No.3993934 Report

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>>3993899
HOW UNFORTUNATE

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Anonymous ID:jqdrtEqL Thu 08 Feb 2018 04:47:28 No.3993954 Report

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>>3993899

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ORtZOvts Thu 08 Feb 2018 04:48:24 No.3993957 Report

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>>3993934
I know. I am still known by my former classmates as "The Super Shitter"

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>>3993957
>the super shitter

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5yO1DYvG Thu 08 Feb 2018 04:51:34 No.3993984 Report

Quoted By: >>3994031

>>3993957
im assuming you dont go to any reunions

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ORtZOvts Thu 08 Feb 2018 04:57:13 No.3994031 Report

Quoted By: >>3994093

>>3993984
I did once because my friends coaxed me into going into one. I was never greeted with my nickname but I did notice the girls maintained their distance from me. I was also in the bathroom when one guy entered and started a conversation with another guy (presumably a friend) and he said "Hey did you know the super shitter came?" I did almost start crying. TLDR; fuck laxatives and fuck my friends.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SDqyIs0H Thu 08 Feb 2018 04:58:05 No.3994037 Report

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>>3993899
That story is a little hard to believe.
One might say... you're full of shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hSo2gKsA Thu 08 Feb 2018 05:02:03 No.3994065 Report

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>>3993957
>"The Super Shitter"
You poor son of a bitch

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Anonymous ID:ORtZOvts Thu 08 Feb 2018 05:02:19 No.3994068 Report

Quoted By: >>3994087

>>3994037
>nice

I wish it didn't happen. I'm a 19 year old kissless virgin partly because of this. I'm not even depressed about it. I'm just fucking enraged.

!/aya/pCodE

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!/aya/pCodE ID:BCu8DymJ Thu 08 Feb 2018 05:02:54 No.3994073 Report

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>>3993899
reminds me of the serial shitter story

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yaIavShb Thu 08 Feb 2018 05:05:09 No.3994087 Report

Quoted By: >>3994098 >>3994125

>>3994068
move to another town where the SS is not known

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5yO1DYvG Thu 08 Feb 2018 05:05:46 No.3994093 Report

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>>3994031
lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ORtZOvts Thu 08 Feb 2018 05:08:11 No.3994098 Report

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>>3994087
I made it a massive priority to go to college at least 250 miles away from my home town. I wanted to start a clean slate.

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Anonymous ID:SDqyIs0H Thu 08 Feb 2018 05:12:14 No.3994125 Report

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>>3994087

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