I am here to grant your wishes, mortals.
1-Wish comes true
2-Wish comes true, twice!
3-Your wish as well as the anon’s above you come true.
4-You are granted the wish of the anon above you.
5-You get your wish along with a complimentary bag of cheese doodles and dragon dildo.
6-Your wish is not granted.
7-Your wish is granted, but to the letter.
8-You get the reverse of of your wish.
9-The anon above you gets your wish.
0-Butt Tickle knocks you out and steals your wallet.

Odd dubs- You get your wish, but it is stuffed up your ass.

Even dubs- You get your wish alongside a lifetime supply of the food associated with your country.

Trips- You get to become a Wizard.