I'm anxious, /bant/

I just got my paycheck for posting my 1000th Amerimutt meme on 4chan and reddit and I took a well deserved break from it. During my time off I realised, what if the Jewish Reddit meme cannon gets fired at the UK?
What if the most respected nation on the internet (the UK) gets a taste of its own meme magic?
What if we, like the Americans, are never respected again on the internet because of just one meme?
What if we take a pathological liking to an unfunny meme like "Blow it out your ass" as a poorly disguised coping mechanism for the fact our hegemony over the internet is over?
I don't want to be as pathetic as the Americans /bant/, oh how awful that would be