>girl texts me asking to borrow toilet paper
>she just took a roll a few days ago but whatever
>I say sure
>later on she texts me asking for a pack of instant noodles
>I don't bother responding

If you are already coming over to collect the toilet paper anyway just ask me for the instant noodles at that time. Anyway when she came for that, I asked her what she is doing with the toilet paper and she said the typical usage. A whole roll in just two days. whatever, I am not miserly.