has r/banter ever felt a crippling pain in their sides and groin and then you pass a massive kidney stone and it really hurt and it ruined your urethra by gaping it open extremely wide so now you can finger your penis and play mothership by sticking hot dog weiners in your penis but one of the hot dog weiners got stuck and lodged deep in your penis and you cant get it out so after a day of pee buildup the pressure shoots the hot dog full force out of your dick and against the wall and it was disgusting and covered in pee blood and cum but it tasted good anyways??