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I'VE GOT TESTICULAR CANCER

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:14:42 No.4012511 View View Reply Original Report

One of my balls gotta go /pol/. I'm scared, I don't wanna become a soyboy. I love being a man and love my hig libido.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:15:13 No.4012512 Report

Quoted By: >>4012522

You'll be alright.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:16:04 No.4012513 Report

Quoted By: >>4012522

>>4012511
Sorry to hear that, unless you're trolling

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:16:41 No.4012514 Report

Quoted By: >>4012522

Losing one isn't a big deal, as long as you keep up on your T shots you'll probably have more testosterone than the average man. Be thankful you got an extremely treatable form of cancer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:16:45 No.4012515 Report

Quoted By: >>4012522

>>4012511
wow that must suck dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:17:10 No.4012516 Report

Quoted By: >>4012520 >>4012522

>>4012511
That sucks bro, which one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:17:35 No.4012517 Report

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>>4012511
Hope you have a nice bucci, because ahead of you lays a future of submissive sissyness for real men.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:18:20 No.4012518 Report

Quoted By: >>4012521 >>4012534

I got asscancer and had my anus removed. Now i shit in a plastic bag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:19:14 No.4012519 Report

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>>4012511
I bet youll look cute in a dress, dont worry too much about it :)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:19:36 No.4012520 Report

Quoted By: >>4012523

>>4012516
>which one
why dont you just ask for pics and get it over with?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:19:50 No.4012521 Report

Quoted By: >>4012529

>>4012518
Shit really? That's rough anon. How old are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:20:18 No.4012522 Report

Quoted By: >>4012525 >>4012528

>>4012514
Don't think I can take T shots. It would increase the chance to get ball cancer again. I gotta stay with just one ball
>>4012512
>>4012513
>>4012515
thanks
>>4012516
right one. It sucks because the left one is more likely to develop varicocele. Fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:20:29 No.4012523 Report

Quoted By:

>>4012520
Good point

OP post balls pls

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:21:28 No.4012524 Report

Quoted By:

>>4012511
>hello goy- i mean anon,
>tbis is dr.sheckels. i regret to inform ypu that we actually removed the healthy testicle
>when wpuld it be convenient for you to come in for another surgery?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:21:29 No.4012525 Report

Quoted By:

>>4012522
How did you find out?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:21:32 No.4012526 Report

Quoted By: >>4012544

>>4012511
One ball is enough. Relax bro. I had a testicular cancer scare when I was 17 but luckily the biopsy was negative. Still, all the docs told me one ball is plenty and they can even hook you up with a silicone replica if you are self-conscious about it.

Still hurt like fuck having that little turd cut out of my left ball. I literally needed a fucking wheelchair.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:22:21 No.4012527 Report

Quoted By:

Stop shit posting. It's bad for your karma.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:22:29 No.4012528 Report

Quoted By:

>>4012522
dude I wasn't giving sympathy get fucked

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:23:03 No.4012529 Report

Quoted By: >>4012531 >>4012532 >>4012549

>>4012521
25. Got my anus removed at 15.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:23:27 No.4012530 Report

Quoted By:

>>4012511
>Italy
GO out by refusing treatment, die fighting rapefugees. YOU will be gone, but your name will live forever as a defender of Evropa.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:23:36 No.4012531 Report

Quoted By:

>>4012529
Fuck. Sorry bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:24:54 No.4012532 Report

Quoted By: >>4012533

>>4012529
Why you still shitposting then anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:26:10 No.4012533 Report

Quoted By: >>4012537

>>4012532
its hard not to without a
sphincter

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:27:33 No.4012534 Report

Quoted By:

>>4012518
I'm sorry, anon. That must be awful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:28:45 No.4012535 Report

Quoted By:

Bummer dude

Good luck

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:29:13 No.4012536 Report

Quoted By:

>>4012511
Better your nads than your life italybro

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:29:27 No.4012537 Report

Quoted By:

>>4012533
It has to come out somewhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:29:55 No.4012538 Report

Quoted By:

>>4012511
>tries no fap once

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:30:42 No.4012539 Report

Quoted By:

>>4012511
stay stronk anon we are here for u

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:31:10 No.4012540 Report

Quoted By: >>4012543

>>4012511
you got this bud. i've known several people to get and beat this exact diagnosis. not an ideal situation, but you'll bounce back

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:31:47 No.4012541 Report

Quoted By:

>>4012511
Just take testosterone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:31:50 No.4012542 Report

Quoted By:

>>4012511
Could be worse. You'll get a fake ball. I'd rather have it in a ball than my prostate, or lungs or brain. Good luck Mario

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:32:40 No.4012543 Report

Quoted By:

>>4012540
>but you'll bounce back

unlike his balls

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:32:42 No.4012544 Report

Quoted By:

>>4012526

Testicular cancer is very rare. Nevertheless I feel very sorry for OP tho.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:32:47 No.4012545 Report

Quoted By: >>4012547 >>4012551

if you hate women you will get balls cancer
that is how it works
love is the only answer
for anything

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:32:51 No.4012546 Report

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Why is italy's birth rate so shitty if they have girls like this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:34:06 No.4012547 Report

Quoted By:

>>4012545
>christcucks actually believe this

then i guess you have brain cancer

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:34:23 No.4012548 Report

Quoted By:

Funny thing is you wouldn't even need to remove the testicle it's easy to cure with supplements

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:34:31 No.4012549 Report

Quoted By:

>>4012529
This happened to my dad as well. He was a lot older though

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:34:58 No.4012550 Report

Quoted By:

>>4012511
you need iodine, B5/6 & selenium.
read the "Iodine Crisis."
insufficiency is the cause of reproductive cancers in both the masculine & feminine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:35:41 No.4012551 Report

Quoted By:

>>4012545

If women hate men they get ovarian cancer ? What are you on about ruski

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:35:45 No.4012552 Report

Quoted By:

>>4012511
It'll grow back

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:84nMTn7x Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:41:34 No.4013110 Report

Quoted By: >>4013125

>>4012511
you'll be ok with one ball. that's why we have two. they'll give you a prosthetic one and you'll be able to reproduce.
good health and good luck.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mnOFDugV Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:43:46 No.4013125 Report

Quoted By:

>>4013110
> Israel
You KNOW how they're going to respond to you if it concerns manhood, why would you even try?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MW3ThetY Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:48:40 No.4013174 Report

Quoted By:

jesus christ, are people seriously this new that they don't post accordingly to the board's topic and treat a politics board as their personal blog?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rZfys1J6 Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:48:51 No.4013176 Report

Quoted By: >>4013204 >>4013693

>>4012511
Followed you over from /pol/...
>be me
>be 1998 be 25 years old
>discover lumpy nut during fapsesh
>stage 1A, orchiectomy.exe
>thots curious, get laid more than before
>be present day
>still smoke, T-level over 400

Question everything, get second and third opinions about any treatment. You'll be fine anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I5QrbsIt Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:51:17 No.4013200 Report

Quoted By:

>>4012511
Hope it kills your entire dick off. You were only going to jerk off to anime girls anyway, it's not like you'll ever get the chance to reproduce.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MW3ThetY Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:51:40 No.4013204 Report

Quoted By: >>4013221 >>4013375

>>4013176
"thots"
PLEASE GO BACK THERE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rZfys1J6 Fri 09 Feb 2018 20:53:36 No.4013221 Report

Quoted By: >>4013411 >>4013693

>>4013204
Just kys you lonely fuck. Do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kJ5BMvjC Fri 09 Feb 2018 21:10:44 No.4013375 Report

Quoted By:

>>4012511
just become a trap anon
>>4013204
faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MW3ThetY Fri 09 Feb 2018 21:15:38 No.4013411 Report

Quoted By:

>>4013221
>kys in 2018
12 year old detected

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bGZUpsV+ Fri 09 Feb 2018 21:50:27 No.4013673 Report

Quoted By:

>>4012511
I got testicular cancer once and it was the best thing ever. I got to ride my balls around town like bouncy-balls which beats walking, every girl wanted my dick, and I was entitled to legal medicinal weed. Everything was fun until they got too big to bounce around on or get in the weed place then I had to get them removed for these stupid fake balls.

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Anonymous ID:OsFgTi/I Fri 09 Feb 2018 21:52:05 No.4013693 Report

Quoted By:

>>4013176
>>4013221
> buzzwording child
You must get all the chicks in your highschool

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