Hey Guys, first time on Bant. I basically just want to share my story

I dated a feminist dance major in university while going to school for acting. I took up ballet because she was showing off and got good in ~9 mo. She was v mad, and cut off contact. I wanted to be with her, but also win, so I wrote a rap song that went something like
“Getting wetter than squirtle every time you gave head,
But I inferred you were infertile, you were just a bad egg.
Coming here, coming there it really don’t matter
Cuz your oven is cold and the insides are battered.
You’ve grown up so much it’s obscene,
The freshman, the sophomore and junior fifteen.
I think I see the reason you wont turn the other cheek,
It’s cuz youre too heavy, it’s a pushup to speak”

It circulated my college, and most of my friends thought I was a dick. She said she never wanted to talk to me again, and virulently told me to fuck off in early 2015. So I did one more play and left. Then got an engineering degree and went full autist. And 2 ½ years after, I get this message.

Thanks for reading /bant/