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Quoted By: >>4023447
>be American
>wake up
>shout to my wife, Luisita, to put my shoes in the microwave
>roll out of bed
>fall through wooden floor
>mfw no iced sweet tea in the oven
>shout at wife (in Spanish) for being so incompetent
>get shot
>call 911
>"Sorry, you need to be the McGold product tier to access emergency services. Please hold and get your credit card ready"
>die
>wake up
>shout to my wife, Luisita, to put my shoes in the microwave
>roll out of bed
>fall through wooden floor
>mfw no iced sweet tea in the oven
>shout at wife (in Spanish) for being so incompetent
>get shot
>call 911
>"Sorry, you need to be the McGold product tier to access emergency services. Please hold and get your credit card ready"
>die
