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Anonymous ID:lOtgCEFN Sat 10 Feb 2018 23:36:09 No.4027441 View View Reply Original Report

>be me
>american
>buy 2 large hamburgers and 20 mcnuggets
>finish eating in 5 minutes
>leave mcdonalds on motor scooter
>get shot

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Anonymous ID:1k35ZrDr Sat 10 Feb 2018 23:41:16 No.4027484 Report

Quoted By: >>4027496

Hey don't ruin a good song Australagay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye5BuYf8q4o

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SXeFBwq+ Sat 10 Feb 2018 23:42:28 No.4027494 Report

Quoted By: >>4027505

>>4027441
>Be american
>School gets shot up for the 14th time this week
>Just ignore the shooter and go to cafeteria to get some more fries for the way home
>Try to leave school but have to stay because the street devolved into a war between BLM protesters and the police
>Police finally kills the last protester can finally walk home
>Head straight to next McDonalds to get more fries and nuggets for the way home
>Get mugged by each of the 58 gangs in the area
>Get home
>Get shot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lOtgCEFN Sat 10 Feb 2018 23:42:33 No.4027496 Report

Quoted By: >>4027504

>>4027484
Amerifat get out

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1k35ZrDr Sat 10 Feb 2018 23:43:33 No.4027504 Report

Quoted By: >>4027520

>>4027496
make me Australagaya

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TZ1SCuGU Sat 10 Feb 2018 23:43:39 No.4027505 Report

Quoted By: >>4027508 >>4027519

>>4027494
>Tip the shooter
>Clap while bleeding out

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SXeFBwq+ Sat 10 Feb 2018 23:44:39 No.4027508 Report

Quoted By: >>4027513 >>4027519

>>4027505
I should have added
>tip the shooter 20% because I don't want to seem rude

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Anonymous ID:TZ1SCuGU Sat 10 Feb 2018 23:45:24 No.4027513 Report

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>>4027508
Nice.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1k35ZrDr Sat 10 Feb 2018 23:45:57 No.4027519 Report

Quoted By: >>4027527

>>4027508
>>4027505
everyone knows you tip the shooter with a 220 grain .45 ACP in their gut

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lOtgCEFN Sat 10 Feb 2018 23:46:02 No.4027520 Report

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>>4027504
>Australagaya
Doesn't even sound like Australia.
It should be "Ausgaylia"
Stupid fucking Amerifat tip me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4IIKkTX1 Sat 10 Feb 2018 23:46:05 No.4027521 Report

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>>4027441
I love this guy

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Anonymous ID:lOtgCEFN Sat 10 Feb 2018 23:46:48 No.4027527 Report

Quoted By: >>4027539 >>4027577

>>4027519
I undertan gunz gaiz

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1k35ZrDr Sat 10 Feb 2018 23:48:00 No.4027539 Report

Quoted By:

>>4027527
I own 3 Austragay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4IIKkTX1 Sat 10 Feb 2018 23:52:07 No.4027577 Report

Quoted By: >>4027593 >>4027602

>>4027527
Wow you are a true faggot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:KmpNsyah Sat 10 Feb 2018 23:53:21 No.4027593 Report

Quoted By:

>>4027577
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lOtgCEFN Sat 10 Feb 2018 23:54:12 No.4027602 Report

Quoted By: >>4028486

>>4027577
Amerifats stick together, I see.
Strange creatures

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/7uknFhU Sun 11 Feb 2018 00:10:19 No.4028014 Report

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Yuropeons are just mad we're tougher then they are.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+q3ywdMy Sun 11 Feb 2018 00:24:57 No.4028486 Report

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>>4027602
>mock Americans
>why are they mocking me back?
Did the radiation get to him lads?

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