Let's list off things that prove living in the US sucks ass. There is honestly nothing to be proud about. Only dumb people who don't know crap would choose US over Canada or basically any other decent country.
I'll start:

- Cop shot a black man because he had a screwdriver in his hand!
- Senators and politicians in general can get "donations" from big corporations in a legal way through a lobbyist. The fact that he voted "Yes" on running an oil pipeline through a protected forest after being paid by BIG EVIL OIL CORP. is just a coincidence though!
- Let's choose a president! On a working day of course!
- Oh, you broke your arm but your parents are poor? Too bad kiddo, here's a ditch where you can die peacefully though!
- Remember the cop that shot an unarmed man? He's been suspended for a month. That'll teach him!
- "I believe in god and I am a faithful christian!" is a better slogan than "I believe all people should have the right to universal, free healthcare!"
- Lawmakers deciding on things they do not understand, such as technicall stuff decided by people who have never sent an email.
- "Oh, you own a Google Play account? Too bad! I, John Wimpersuckle, own a patent for that and therefore you have been sued for an infringement of my patent!"
- "Oh, you want to watch the Olympics? Nice! Here's my incredible totally-not-filler commentary over everything you see!"
- "A 9 YEAR OLD BOY JUST HELD A PENCIL IN A THREATNING WAY! JESUS CHRIST SUSPEND HIM!"
- People are going bankrupt after needing medical care? The poverty is increasing? Nice! Let's pump a few more trillion into the military.