has r/banter ever woken up at 6 AM with liquid brap braps and you're sitting on the toilet for 30 minutes with severe constipation until a liquid stream of butt pudding erupts from your butt and hits the toilet water with such force that it splashes up against your buttcheeks and your buttcheeks and you realize that if you could see it your buttcheeks probably look like those chocolate potato chips like when you take potato chips and cover them in chocolate which makes you hungry and you realize your out of toilet paper so you wipe your butt with your bare hands which is kind of arousing so you finger your butthole until your finger is coated in chocolate syrup and because your hungry you put your finger in your mouth and it tastes like last night's hot wings??