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Anonymous ID:Dn5C4DUJ Tue 13 Feb 2018 23:28:41 No.4066588 View View Reply Original Report

ITT we tell scary stories, crazy girl valentine edition
>Be me
>Meet girl online
>On date asks me if I belive in god
>Nope.avi
>Tells me about conspericy theorys
>Asks where she learned this crap
>Alex Jones
>What the fuck
>Ditch her right fucking there
>Pay the tab out of politeness
>Tell her the earth is round and that she is a dunce
>Leave
>She follows me and slaps me
>Thought I was part of the illuminati for regecting her

Never agian

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Dn5C4DUJ Tue 13 Feb 2018 23:41:39 No.4066767 Report

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Bumpe

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Dn5C4DUJ Tue 13 Feb 2018 23:48:13 No.4066841 Report

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Bumpe of importance

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Poland (49) (Ally: Muslim Caliphate) ID:nOkQCQuQ Tue 13 Feb 2018 23:51:39 No.4066879 Report

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>>4066588
Be me
Decide Tto fi lut dom
Die

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s8+2Yk2p Tue 13 Feb 2018 23:52:33 No.4066888 Report

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I'de date her

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GV3ZiILu Tue 13 Feb 2018 23:54:16 No.4066903 Report

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>>4066588
Try /r9k/?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VZp/wQj8 Wed 14 Feb 2018 00:10:01 No.4067064 Report

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>be me
>just finished jacking off
>change from /e/ to /b/
>somebody want's Andy six's face photoshoped onto a picture of chester cheeta taking a dump on a subway sandwich
>decide to fuck with him
>tell him done
>he asks where it is
>tell him that he never told me to post it
>he tells me to post it
>Post it in some random thread and say done
>he asks where it is
>tell him that he never told me to do it in this thread
>I hear my mom walking upstairs.
>OHFUCK.JPEG
>Have 3 Chrome tabs open with picture
>was too lazy to clean up my cum
>Don't want my mom to Think I'm a furry shit fetishist
>Spam ALT F4
>Image still Open on Gimp
>She knocks on the door
>Panic and try to put on my pants
>Kick my legs Into the pants and Knock my chair over
>She hears the thud and asks if I'm Ok
>Yell "DON'T COME IN"
>Get up and close gimp
>She opens the door
>I'm shirtless
>She asks what I was doing
>tell her I was watching youtube.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Dn5C4DUJ Wed 14 Feb 2018 01:08:06 No.4067559 Report

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>>4067064
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