Forget everything you've heard about Australian wildlife.

Fuck snakes, fuck spiders and emus. The worst thing by far is the ants. These things have a great chance of actually biting you and it is fucking painful. They come out before and after it rains and they get everywhere. There's also bull ants but they're a meme too you'll never see any. These little pieces of shit are out for blood and you will step on one eventually.