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Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 12:27:32 No.4074187 View View Reply Original Report

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Since it's Valentine's Day: Are you going to see a movie with someone tonight?
What was your first movie date like? How was your best? How was your worst?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 12:29:48 No.4074188 Report

Quoted By: >>4074216

I got a blowjob at a drive in theater during a showing of Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 12:32:00 No.4074189 Report

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>>4074187
20p short for 2 tickets so went to mcdonalds instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 12:32:02 No.4074190 Report

Quoted By: >>4074191 >>4074194 >>4074197 >>4074215

>>4074187
If you're taking a girl to a movie on Valentine's Day you've already lost. You don't want to go see The Notebook with her, you want to BE the Notebook with her. What woman wants to do something you can do any ordinary night on supposedly the most romantic night of the year?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 12:33:56 No.4074191 Report

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>>4074190
That's the corniest shit I've ever reddit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 12:34:00 No.4074192 Report

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>>4074187
No I'm going to go to work with the worst hangover I've ver had and then come directly home and go to sleep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 12:35:08 No.4074193 Report

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comfiest was with an ex girlfriend at an open air theatre, they showed Pulp Fiction
nicest were with a girlfriend who gave me blowjobs every time we went to the kinoplex. the one she couldn't we fucked in the toilets after the movie
worst was with a girl who started giving me a blowjob and stopped midway through

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 12:36:02 No.4074194 Report

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>>4074190
You are either a roastie or the biggest soyboy in the world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 12:38:15 No.4074195 Report

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>>4074187
>Are you going to see a movie with someone tonight?
Nope, never had a girlfriend in 26 years of my life.
>What was your first movie date like?
Never went to a single one.
>How was your best?
See above.
>How was your worst?
See above.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 12:39:56 No.4074196 Report

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>>4074195
Based.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 12:47:05 No.4074197 Report

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>>4074190
>on supposedly the most romantic night of the year?
>he fell for the valentine meme

Here’s a tip. Gifts are for children.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 12:47:26 No.4074198 Report

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>>4074195

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 12:52:36 No.4074199 Report

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Don't ever take a date to a movie anons. That's for middle schoolers trying to get a handjob before their parents pick them up. In fact, dont even watch a movie with a woman, they won't get it anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 13:02:07 No.4074200 Report

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>>4074198
Zizek tears it up though

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 13:02:54 No.4074201 Report

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>>4074198
is this from an actual zizek video?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 13:05:23 No.4074202 Report

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>>4074187
>Since it's (((Valentine's Day)))
ftfy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 13:06:14 No.4074203 Report

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>>4074197

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 13:19:45 No.4074204 Report

Quoted By: >>4074205 >>4074207

>>4074195
Be like the girl in OP's picture and turn yourself from quasimodo to a turbochad using surgery.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 13:21:00 No.4074205 Report

Quoted By: >>4074211

>>4074204
>girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 13:21:21 No.4074206 Report

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>>4074198
Fake quote, Zizek is a chad

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 13:25:24 No.4074207 Report

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>>4074204
I actually look pretty standard in the face region, take care of myself, don't dress like an autist, lift and eat well regularly.
It's just the fact that I'm socially inept and pretty much don't leave my room besides going to the grocery store or the gym at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 13:26:19 No.4074208 Report

Quoted By: >>4074210 >>4074211

I'm going to fap to Lexa in the 100 tonight.

My first and only movie date was when I lost my virginity 5 years ago. We were sitting on my bed through the entire paranormal activity while I was too autistic to make a move. Finally she had to tell me to lay down and spoon with her as we watched some shitty comedy, put my hand on her tit and started making out with me. I kept spilling spaghetti but we ended up fucking. She was grumpy the morning after and then texted me she doesn't want to see me again. I sperged out about her for months and didn't leave her alone until her brother almost beat the shit out of me. After that I had sex once with an Asian girl. Since then I've been an incel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 13:28:54 No.4074209 Report

Quoted By: >>4074262

>>4074195
same, except im 24

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 13:31:38 No.4074210 Report

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>>4074208
Oh and I'm 23, this was when I was 18 and 19 respectively

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 13:32:54 No.4074211 Report

Quoted By: >>4074213

>>4074208
Movie dates at home aren't movie dates.

>>4074205
It's a girl but she used to look completely different.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 13:38:59 No.4074212 Report

Quoted By: >>4074262

>>4074195
Everything this is true for me even the age.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 13:41:27 No.4074213 Report

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>>4074211
>used to look completely different
we're in an age of female to mtf tranny

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 13:44:50 No.4074214 Report

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>>4074187
It's my first valentine's alone in 3 years. Yay.
lol, even in a relationship I never really got the hype. If I was smarter, I would've used this as a chance to try and fuck some insecure girls but that didn't happen so...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 14:16:05 No.4074215 Report

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>>4074190
It's about what I want to do anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 14:16:53 No.4074216 Report

Quoted By: >>4074220

>>4074188
How did it taste?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 14:23:05 No.4074217 Report

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>>4074187
>Are you going to see a movie with someone tonight?
No
>What was your first movie date like?
Never took a girl to the movies because it's a shit first date, and I've only got a second date with one girl.
>How was your best? How was your worst?
Tfw no gf

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 14:25:09 No.4074218 Report

Quoted By: >>4074219

>>4074187
I am 28 years old.
I have never been on a date. I have never had sex. I have never had a gf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 14:28:54 No.4074219 Report

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>>4074218
Oh maaaan

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 14:29:57 No.4074220 Report

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>>4074216
Excellent kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 14:38:31 No.4074221 Report

Quoted By: >>4074223 >>4074224

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZCEUepAKT4
>her face when she's talking
boner why

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 14:42:34 No.4074222 Report

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>>4074187
>Since it's Valentine's Day: Are you going to see a movie with someone tonight?
no
>What was your first movie date like? How was your best? How was your worst?
never been on one, there's way better ways to spend time with someone

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 14:46:29 No.4074223 Report

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>>4074221
wew

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 14:47:45 No.4074224 Report

Quoted By: >>4074225

>>4074221
Is her face 100% plastic? What does touching a face like that feel like?
Has anyone here ever had any plastic surgery?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 15:06:01 No.4074225 Report

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>>4074224
Rock-hard, although the lips feel nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 15:08:54 No.4074226 Report

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>>4074195
same but 22

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Anonymous ID:2KvpOe8M Wed 14 Feb 2018 15:13:13 No.4074236 Report

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Anonymous ID:gVOuqRgn Wed 14 Feb 2018 15:16:15 No.4074262 Report

Quoted By: >>4074644

>>4074195
>>4074209
>>4074212

You guys have so much time. Trust me, life doesn't truly get good until you hit 30. Take advantage of your youth now and work hard at becoming more desirable to the dating population.
Women won't gravitate to you based on your potential. They're only interested in the finished product. Go to the gym a few times a week (or find a playground with pull-up bars, etc. if you can't afford a gym), work on being more extroverted and chatting up people whenever you go out in public and develop a personality, get out of your neurotic state. your limitations are purely psychological and unnecessary.

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Anonymous ID:RWgQX2VJ Wed 14 Feb 2018 15:16:50 No.4074265 Report

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Anonymous ID:RWgQX2VJ Wed 14 Feb 2018 15:17:07 No.4074268 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jq35c3eG Wed 14 Feb 2018 16:21:36 No.4074623 Report

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>>4074265
hmm

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:byrLCg3l Wed 14 Feb 2018 16:28:16 No.4074644 Report

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>>4074262
upvoted
this is a positive message more young men need to see

jk it's a crock of shit, win the genetic lotto or die

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