has r/banter ever spent valentines day alone again but then you get a message from a woman you havent talked to in 5 and before you could even respond your jalapeno poppers you had for supper had different plans so you go up to the toilet and are stuck for an hour straight on the can plurting and splooshing your stinky brap braps when suddenly you hear a loud thunk in the toilet bowl and look down and see a weird yellowish glob and it tastes like frozen vinegar so your fascinated with it for a bit so you use it as silly putty while the last of your diarrheas splurting against the toilet bowl and when your finally done you go downstairs and find that grill has logged off before you could respond and your like oh that sucks but at least i have poop vinegar silly putty hehe poop vinegar silly putty very fun it stretchy and bouncy roll it up throw it at wall fun for the whole family, poop vinegar silly putty fill the void of loneliness new best friend