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Anonymous ID:/jJvY7My Sat 13 May 2017 04:24:04 No.410137 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>410311 >>410567 >>410572 >>410661 >>410676 >>410678 >>410979 >>411165 >>411606 >>412712 >>414788 >>414936 >>414969 >>414990 >>415904

Why would anyone ever wanna live in this shithole?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7ifGiUZH Sat 13 May 2017 04:25:11 No.410171 Report

Quoted By: >>410176 >>410196

Because it's warmer there than in leaf land?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mxpIZx9U Sat 13 May 2017 04:25:26 No.410176 Report

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>>410171
I consider that a negative

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l6ETDhdH Sat 13 May 2017 04:26:02 No.410196 Report

Quoted By: >>410424 >>415731

>>410171
well, the first ones to go werent exactly willing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KzQGmZ8L Sat 13 May 2017 04:27:37 No.410233 Report

Quoted By: >>410369 >>410443

Its actually quite nice, only downside is the people.

Go there for a week and you will find out why its the shit posting capital of the world

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5EEnpMwP Sat 13 May 2017 04:28:07 No.410248 Report

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The ecosystem alone terrifies me, I don't care about the humans that inhabit it.

name

name ID:aqAXrOlw Sat 13 May 2017 04:29:09 No.410276 Report

Quoted By: >>410333

I'd rather live in a shithole than in a cold miserable shithole.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FTaCXGli Sat 13 May 2017 04:30:24 No.410311 Report

Quoted By: >>410495 >>412695

>>410137
As an australian, i can confirm it's shit. Heck, even the internet speeds are garbage. Im currently getting 1.6 mb/s and thats considered good!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FTaCXGli Sat 13 May 2017 04:31:21 No.410333 Report

Quoted By: >>410428

>>410276
Eh, winter is kinda nice here. Its summer that really sucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FTaCXGli Sat 13 May 2017 04:32:55 No.410369 Report

Quoted By: >>415947

>>410233
That really depends on where you are. If you go to the poorer parts its definately shitpost central. But if you're near the cities, its more normal. Like all countries really.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4HGfifSY Sat 13 May 2017 04:35:29 No.410424 Report

Quoted By: >>415089

>>410196
This. Canadians stay home, it's for your own good.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jlgwdCYx Sat 13 May 2017 04:35:40 No.410428 Report

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>>410333
Trips confirm, moving to Ausland now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4HGfifSY Sat 13 May 2017 04:36:12 No.410443 Report

Quoted By: >>412853

>>410233
>banterblasted

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FTaCXGli Sat 13 May 2017 04:36:55 No.410467 Report

Quoted By: >>410488 >>410506 >>410530 >>410791 >>410809 >>412357

Feel free to ask ANYTHING about Australia, and i'll gladly answer

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7ifGiUZH Sat 13 May 2017 04:37:54 No.410488 Report

Quoted By: >>410570 >>415172

>>410467
You said your internet sucks. Can you not play any online games?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zWf5mIO3 Sat 13 May 2017 04:38:09 No.410495 Report

Quoted By: >>410621 >>410999

>>410311
Where would you rather live? Europe to get blown up by terrorists? America? fuck that. We've got it good cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l6ETDhdH Sat 13 May 2017 04:38:43 No.410506 Report

Quoted By: >>410549

>>410467
Do you check under the toilet seat for spiders before using the shitter?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jlgwdCYx Sat 13 May 2017 04:39:47 No.410530 Report

Quoted By: >>410552 >>410612

>>410467
Opinion on Tasmanians??

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FTaCXGli Sat 13 May 2017 04:40:56 No.410549 Report

Quoted By: >>410589 >>410624

>>410506
I personally don't since i live in the outback. However my friends that do have to.

Funny story tho, i was about to go to bed when i was 7, and there was a huge fucking huntsman spider underneath my sheets. I refused to sleep for 2 days after that.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zWf5mIO3 Sat 13 May 2017 04:41:05 No.410552 Report

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>>410530
I'm not convinced they even exist. Jewish trick to funnel money out of the government probably.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:q1PbY9h0 Sat 13 May 2017 04:41:44 No.410567 Report

Quoted By: >>410596

>>410137
I heard prostitution is legal.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FTaCXGli Sat 13 May 2017 04:42:00 No.410570 Report

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>>410488
Well, if i want to play on an american server, my ping is usually about 100-200. Thankfully australian servers exist.

Mike "Deus Volt" Pence

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Mike "Deus Volt" Pence ID:YEQUYHH0 Sat 13 May 2017 04:41:59 No.410572 Report

Quoted By: >>410633

>>410137
not to mention the ravenous master race birds

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FTaCXGli Sat 13 May 2017 04:42:45 No.410589 Report

Quoted By:

>>410549
*since i don't live in the outback.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zWf5mIO3 Sat 13 May 2017 04:43:01 No.410596 Report

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>>410567
As long as it's in a brothel

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FTaCXGli Sat 13 May 2017 04:43:55 No.410612 Report

Quoted By:

>>410530
One of my childhood friends was a tazzie. Cool dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W2fdRSlN Sat 13 May 2017 04:44:13 No.410621 Report

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>>410495
He could live under the sea, you literal noncrustatian.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l6ETDhdH Sat 13 May 2017 04:44:21 No.410624 Report

Quoted By: >>415039

>>410549
Jesus Christ

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FTaCXGli Sat 13 May 2017 04:44:43 No.410633 Report

Quoted By: >>410672

>>410572
Oh don't get me started on those flightless fuckers.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rmXJ/Z6v Sat 13 May 2017 04:46:47 No.410661 Report

Quoted By: >>415562

>>410137
well it's better than neocuckistan where you leafs live.
and yurop
and most of america

Mike "Deus Volt" Pence

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Mike "Deus Volt" Pence ID:YEQUYHH0 Sat 13 May 2017 04:47:21 No.410672 Report

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>>410633
I can picture what it's like to get beaked

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oYWyFxlr Sat 13 May 2017 04:47:27 No.410676 Report

Quoted By: >>410706

>>410137
Superior licorice, that shit is godlike and i'm not even much of a licorice fan

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:aepW41LA Sat 13 May 2017 04:47:29 No.410678 Report

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>>410137

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NLZMhiq6 Sat 13 May 2017 04:48:25 No.410700 Report

Quoted By: >>410720

The Gold Coast area of Queensland reminds me of Florida. Would visit to check it out, at least. They have cute girls who insert coins in people's parking meters and everything!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FTaCXGli Sat 13 May 2017 04:48:37 No.410706 Report

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>>410676
I honestly can't stand licorice, but to each his own

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FTaCXGli Sat 13 May 2017 04:49:22 No.410720 Report

Quoted By: >>410776 >>410801 >>415163

>>410700
I personally prefer Nsw. Less likely to be hit by a hurricane.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8TIoSDVy Sat 13 May 2017 04:52:04 No.410775 Report

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How would you Aussies feel about making an emu the /bant/ mascot?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NLZMhiq6 Sat 13 May 2017 04:52:09 No.410776 Report

Quoted By: >>410849

>>410720
NSW seems like the Normie center for your country. Is that accurate, or am I thinking of Victoria?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Vo+bOWrc Sat 13 May 2017 04:53:20 No.410791 Report

Quoted By: >>410817 >>410890

>>410467
Tell me about the following cities and how are they like:
Darwin
Perth
Sydney
Melbourne
Adelaide
Gold Coast

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FTaCXGli Sat 13 May 2017 04:53:54 No.410801 Report

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>>410720
I've personally never been to victoria, but seeing as they literally had a fucking meme festival, they're a prime candidate for being "normie central"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Vo+bOWrc Sat 13 May 2017 04:54:20 No.410809 Report

Quoted By: >>410827 >>411622

>>410467
How do the different Aborigine tribes differ?
And is there any hope for them?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FTaCXGli Sat 13 May 2017 04:54:40 No.410817 Report

Quoted By: >>410893

>>410791
Only been to sydney and melbourne.

Sydney is nice.
Melbourne is slightly less nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FTaCXGli Sat 13 May 2017 04:55:16 No.410827 Report

Quoted By: >>410874

>>410809
They all huff gasoline and steal, so i'd say they're all the same

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FTaCXGli Sat 13 May 2017 04:56:13 No.410849 Report

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>>410776
I've personally never been to victoria, but seeing as they literally had a fucking meme festival, they're a prime candidate for being "normie central"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Vo+bOWrc Sat 13 May 2017 04:57:12 No.410874 Report

Quoted By: >>410897

>>410827
Are they remotely functional Human beings and can they at least hold a decent job like the Maori/Samoans?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NLZMhiq6 Sat 13 May 2017 04:58:13 No.410890 Report

Quoted By: >>410924 >>415080 >>415164

>>410791
Gold Coast = Orlando, Florida
Adelaide = We have a cool train museum, but otherwise...FUCK OFF.
Melbourne = snot-nosed cunts
Sydney = blue-pilled as FUCK
Perth = Where the Hell am I? Am I lost?
Darwin = MY PRECIOUS!!!!!!!

How'd I do, Aussie anons?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Vo+bOWrc Sat 13 May 2017 04:58:25 No.410893 Report

Quoted By: >>410952

>>410817
Have you ever dived into the Great Barrier Meme?
How is it like?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FTaCXGli Sat 13 May 2017 04:58:40 No.410897 Report

Quoted By: >>410914

>>410874
Haha, no. They're all on welfare.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Vo+bOWrc Sat 13 May 2017 04:59:52 No.410914 Report

Quoted By: >>410952 >>410991

>>410897
Have your country ever considered herding them onto reservations and making them stay there?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FTaCXGli Sat 13 May 2017 05:00:08 No.410924 Report

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>>410890
Well, sydney is't completely blue-pilled yet. Lots of us are still tearing off the communist propaganda signs.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FTaCXGli Sat 13 May 2017 05:01:40 No.410952 Report

Quoted By: >>410975 >>410981

>>410914
We tried that back in the 1800s. There was some shitty revolution and i forgot the rest of it.
>>410893
Its fucking beautiful. Shame its being destroyed by pollution though.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XaAg7z7b Sat 13 May 2017 05:03:07 No.410975 Report

Quoted By: >>411001 >>411040

>>410952
An ignorant, racist austrailian. What a surprise.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:KKs3vr6h Sat 13 May 2017 05:03:17 No.410979 Report

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>>410137
What cunt ?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Vo+bOWrc Sat 13 May 2017 05:03:20 No.410981 Report

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>>410952
Are the roos/emus/killer spiders/Abos really as endemic as they seem?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NLZMhiq6 Sat 13 May 2017 05:03:56 No.410991 Report

Quoted By: >>411682

>>410914
Aussie gov't is blue-pilled. Years ago, they gave Abos legal ownership over the city of Perth, 'cause they were there first, and so forth. Not sure how that benefits anyone or changes anything, but it looks good on the tellie.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KKs3vr6h Sat 13 May 2017 05:04:32 No.410999 Report

Quoted By: >>411044

>>410495
>We've got it good cunt
Except for all the backwards laws and all the drooling retards that make up most of this country.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iCBZu2IS Sat 13 May 2017 05:04:38 No.411001 Report

Quoted By: >>411475

>>410975
cry more cunt you don't get upvoted for it on here

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:KKs3vr6h Sat 13 May 2017 05:06:51 No.411040 Report

Quoted By: >>412323

>>410975
>Hurr Durr gotta be multicultural

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NLZMhiq6 Sat 13 May 2017 05:06:55 No.411044 Report

Quoted By:

>>410999
>Except for all the backwards laws and all the drooling retards that make up most of this country.
Cool trips aside, the fact that you own an entire continent yourselves and have no land borders with anybody is a pretty good perk.

Darksquid

Darksquid ID:Stl9PYrh Sat 13 May 2017 05:07:18 No.411053 Report

Quoted By: >>411070 >>411084

Australia is the best

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FTaCXGli Sat 13 May 2017 05:08:23 No.411070 Report

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>>411053
If you live in a well-off area, sure.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NLZMhiq6 Sat 13 May 2017 05:09:13 No.411084 Report

Quoted By: >>411121 >>412135

>>411053
I would visit Australia, if the distance were not a factor. I would like to visit Luna Park Melbourne and Puffing BIlly Scenic Railway in Victoria, and Scenic World in Koombera, NSW, please.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FTaCXGli Sat 13 May 2017 05:10:41 No.411121 Report

Quoted By: >>411266 >>414875

>>411084
Luna park sydney is better. You literally can't deny this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:BIAxPtfn Sat 13 May 2017 05:12:36 No.411165 Report

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>>410137
Sharks?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:NLZMhiq6 Sat 13 May 2017 05:17:49 No.411266 Report

Quoted By: >>411330

>>411121
>Luna park sydney is better. You literally can't deny this.
WATCH me. Luna Park Melbourne has their original wooden roller coaster from liek 1912 and is the 2nd oldest roller coaster (and #1 continuously-operating) roller coaster on...fucking...EARTH! Also, their carousel, which was built around the same time, is pretty sick on its own. It's an extremely rare Philadelphia Tobaggan model (for that part of the world) with all hand-carved horse figures. They have like two other carnie steel coasters and some other rides, as well. WTF does its Sydney counterpart have?! A fucking wooden wild mouse coaster and some shit carousel and rides not worth mentioning, plus cunt neighbors who bitch about the park and won't let them have anything cooler.

LPM: ONE
LPS: fucking ZIP

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FTaCXGli Sat 13 May 2017 05:20:41 No.411330 Report

Quoted By: >>411472

>>411266
You got me there senpai.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NLZMhiq6 Sat 13 May 2017 05:27:03 No.411472 Report

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>>411330
If I had my way, I'd make LPM a UNESCO World Heritage SIte. It's one of the most (possibly only) perfectly-preserved OG amusement park from the Coney Island days 100 years ago. I wish more people had an appreciation for this specific facet of world history. You have a great treasure in your country, and I manly salute you you for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W2fdRSlN Sat 13 May 2017 05:27:13 No.411475 Report

Quoted By:

>>411001
Everyone gets upvotes except Aussies. It cost too much bandwitch to send to your internet service providers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RZpphITFM4&list=PL-g0J7QMom8oztQqMzJDJUs7V_F5fqS4p&index=23

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xPHAvUkY Sat 13 May 2017 05:33:16 No.411606 Report

Quoted By:

>>410137
is there a "judgemental map" of Edmonton somewhere?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KXwHb1RM Sat 13 May 2017 05:33:57 No.411622 Report

Quoted By: >>411660

>>410809
How can there be any hope for a someone that needs an ad campaign on tv to tell them that roads are not for sleeping on
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XA241Lg70fg

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:NLZMhiq6 Sat 13 May 2017 05:36:09 No.411660 Report

Quoted By: >>411959

>>411622
I have...no words.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KXwHb1RM Sat 13 May 2017 05:37:03 No.411682 Report

Quoted By:

>>410991
No they didn't.
Boongs were legally classified as fauna until the late 60s

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KXwHb1RM Sat 13 May 2017 05:52:35 No.411959 Report

Quoted By:

>>411660
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qClBRaretEk

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aNTqrs33 Sat 13 May 2017 06:04:53 No.412135 Report

Quoted By:

>>411084
Puffing Billy is pretty meh desu, half the time the scenic view is literally just trees 4 meters away from you. Hell there is even a train stop on the line that doesnt even get used.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zNW7VJhx Sat 13 May 2017 06:16:55 No.412323 Report

Quoted By:

>>411040

>Russia filled with niggers
>Sahara and the Amazon filled with niggers
>>trying too hard

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:SO6h09vy Sat 13 May 2017 06:19:20 No.412357 Report

Quoted By: >>412783 >>412802 >>415936

>>410467
Why does Australia wear the mask?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KzuwX4Gq Sat 13 May 2017 06:30:18 No.412520 Report

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I want to live there.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v2O/d4tc Sat 13 May 2017 06:34:45 No.412695 Report

Quoted By: >>412792

>>410311
1.6? I get around 60mb/s on NBN..

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Z9rp36k2 Sat 13 May 2017 06:36:04 No.412712 Report

Quoted By:

>>410137
oh shit son it's a battle of the shitposters

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W2fdRSlN Sat 13 May 2017 06:40:55 No.412783 Report

Quoted By: >>412959

>>412357
answer this deep burger immediatly

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FTaCXGli Sat 13 May 2017 06:41:13 No.412792 Report

Quoted By: >>413086

>>412695
Where do you live dude? I need that fuckin nbm

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FTaCXGli Sat 13 May 2017 06:41:49 No.412802 Report

Quoted By:

>>412357
What mask?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sAF0md1c Sat 13 May 2017 06:46:04 No.412853 Report

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>>410443
It was like i was on 4chan IRL. Fucking amazing, cant even understand a word they were saying aside from "cunt".

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FTaCXGli Sat 13 May 2017 06:54:55 No.412959 Report

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>>412783
He's been answered.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:glOR4ujM Sat 13 May 2017 07:00:01 No.413018 Report

Quoted By: >>414018

>tfw never left Queensland
Been to Mount Isa/Cairns/Townsville, born and live in SEQ

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v2O/d4tc Sat 13 May 2017 07:03:32 No.413086 Report

Quoted By: >>413390

>>412792
Fnqld

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FTaCXGli Sat 13 May 2017 07:21:33 No.413390 Report

Quoted By: >>413433

>>413086
>Fnqld
never heard of it, and neither has google.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iCBZu2IS Sat 13 May 2017 07:24:36 No.413433 Report

Quoted By:

>>413390
far northern queensland

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2j3UrlK4 Sat 13 May 2017 08:15:15 No.414018 Report

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>>413018
Same. The one time I left was on an excursion to Canberra

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Anonymous ID:SrCd65DI Sat 13 May 2017 09:26:44 No.414788 Report

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>>410137
Eh, it could be worse. I could be American.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BBea5vxW Sat 13 May 2017 09:34:19 No.414875 Report

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>>411121
Been to Luna Park. It's so small and boring. QLD has the best theme parks. Warner Bros movie World, Dream World, wet and wild, and more.... most Aussies on 4chan seem to be from Syd and Melbourne. I've been to all major Aus Cities except darwin and will confirm Brisbane is no 1, Hobart no 2, Perth no 3, 4th Sydney, 5 Melbourne. (Can't rate darwin + adelaide), haven't been there

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1lLRA0wt Sat 13 May 2017 09:37:45 No.414918 Report

Quoted By: >>414923 >>414960

Fucking lost my house to the cyclone floods
Look up railway street, 2 story houses waist deep second level

Queenslander houses my ass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1lLRA0wt Sat 13 May 2017 09:38:13 No.414923 Report

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>>414918
Railway street south Murwillumbah

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:f77Dss12 Sat 13 May 2017 09:38:52 No.414936 Report

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>>410137
I don't like scooby doo so no

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BBea5vxW Sat 13 May 2017 09:41:35 No.414960 Report

Quoted By: >>414970

>>414918
Yeah.... Debbie was fucked up.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FcFgQ+zf Sat 13 May 2017 09:43:03 No.414969 Report

Quoted By:

>>410137
>jellyfish fights at christmas
why wouldn't I?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1lLRA0wt Sat 13 May 2017 09:43:06 No.414970 Report

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>>414960
Fucking broke our 1954 level record fucking bullshit cunt of a thing and the fucking prime fuckward gives us jack shit and we had to pay 16,000 a year just for fucking flood insurance talk about being legally cucked

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Anonymous ID:Jgg2H0z1 Sat 13 May 2017 09:45:17 No.414990 Report

Quoted By: >>415079

>>410137
a leafnig is trying to roast australia
HAHAHAHA

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QVXLLcCI Sat 13 May 2017 09:50:12 No.415039 Report

Quoted By: >>415072

>>410624
they're actually heaps friendly. They've never bitten me no matter how many times I've had to handle em. Plus they get rid of all the fuckin roaches. There's one on the ceiling as I type this up and I dont mind as I havent seen a single roach in ages.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TobA49Ti Sat 13 May 2017 09:52:49 No.415072 Report

Quoted By: >>415171 >>415236

>>415039
>When you're content that the big bugs eat the little bugs when your home should have zero bugs.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l6ETDhdH Sat 13 May 2017 09:53:37 No.415079 Report

Quoted By:

>>414990
they roast just by being on that frying pan of an island

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QVXLLcCI Sat 13 May 2017 09:53:39 No.415080 Report

Quoted By: >>415102

>>410890
Sydney is still a huge mix, being the biggest city-region in Australia and all its hard to generalise.

Also Orlando has heaps more friendly people. Gold coast is chock-a-block full of fuckheads

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TobA49Ti Sat 13 May 2017 09:54:18 No.415089 Report

Quoted By:

>>410424
Fine, stay out of our Ski Resort towns overstaying your visas

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TobA49Ti Sat 13 May 2017 09:55:37 No.415102 Report

Quoted By: >>415138

>>415080
The whole world sees you the way you see the Gold coast

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QVXLLcCI Sat 13 May 2017 10:00:17 No.415138 Report

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>>415102
Shit you got me there fampai. I just reckon as a whole, the USA (especially the southern states) have way more bro-tier people than here in aus

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bDd804GD Sat 13 May 2017 10:03:03 No.415163 Report

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>>410720
I've lived on Gold Coast my whole life and there's never been a single hurricane

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BBea5vxW Sat 13 May 2017 10:03:03 No.415164 Report

Quoted By:

>>410890
If by blue pilled, you mean conservative then you are right (blue is conservative in Australia, red in the USA).

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QVXLLcCI Sat 13 May 2017 10:03:34 No.415171 Report

Quoted By: >>415202

>>415072
>when your home should have zero bugs
ever tried living anywhere else other than the balls-freezing miserable shithole which is canada?
you cant help but have bugs in your home in warmer zones unless you dish out hundreds on fumigation

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lud7re2Y Sat 13 May 2017 10:03:35 No.415172 Report

Quoted By: >>415214

>>410488
We just have low download speeds, games really don't require much.
West coast US servers are pretty tolerable.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TobA49Ti Sat 13 May 2017 10:07:12 No.415202 Report

Quoted By: >>415347

>>415171
I hear twig and straw huts have lots of gaps to let those creepy crawlers in. (And I'm just talking about your weird inbred siblings you share a bed with, not the bugs)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BBea5vxW Sat 13 May 2017 10:08:23 No.415214 Report

Quoted By: >>415595

>>415172
Our download speeds aren't bad, but our upload speeds are shit-tier. What the cuckservatices forgot to tell the nation about their version of broadband is that the maximum speed you can get on uploads is ~5mbps (not even guaranteed). Currently we have a maximum upload of 1mbps. Not even joking. If we had Labors NBN, then we would have a upload max of 400mbps, but No, the cuckservatices know best and 5mbps is enough for the next 50 years.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bDd804GD Sat 13 May 2017 10:10:41 No.415236 Report

Quoted By: >>415322 >>415982

>>415072
If you've got free labor that leaves you alone, you don't complain about it being there.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TobA49Ti Sat 13 May 2017 10:18:57 No.415322 Report

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>>415236
Now you know why we keep Aussies around.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QVXLLcCI Sat 13 May 2017 10:21:34 No.415347 Report

Quoted By: >>415368

>>415202
>I hear twig and straw huts have lots of gaps to let those creepy crawlers in.

Yeh the gaps do become an issue but after I nicked you mum's panties from a couple of nights before I found that they cover all those gaps.

Added bonus:
The smell keeps all the pests out, bugs or abos.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TobA49Ti Sat 13 May 2017 10:23:40 No.415368 Report

Quoted By: >>415408

>>415347
>Enjoys panties of middle aged women who have been cooch sweating in an airplane seat for 24-30 hours with layover

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QVXLLcCI Sat 13 May 2017 10:28:12 No.415408 Report

Quoted By: >>415453

>>415368
yeh so whenever I need to unload my stress-jizz into some whore's loose asshole, she can use her nose to find me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TobA49Ti Sat 13 May 2017 10:33:29 No.415453 Report

Quoted By: >>415509

>>415408
Wouldn't she just get confused since, according to you, she also smells like it. That would make it impossible to track if she always smelt it?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gdP5S0Cs Sat 13 May 2017 10:37:50 No.415493 Report

Quoted By: >>415509

I'd take Australia over living in a shithole with crazy social democrats and communists all day

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rG0rp7Nd Sat 13 May 2017 10:38:55 No.415499 Report

Quoted By: >>415804 >>415926

somebody give me a quick rundown as to why there are so many serial killers in Australia

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QVXLLcCI Sat 13 May 2017 10:39:44 No.415509 Report

Quoted By: >>415594

>>415453
see>>415493

end your pathetic "shitposting" and life as soon as possible.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:J2/QmpOm Sat 13 May 2017 10:45:20 No.415562 Report

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>>410661
Fuck you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:TobA49Ti Sat 13 May 2017 10:49:23 No.415594 Report

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>>415509
Can't wait to see what the fucking dream team of ..Romania. Jesus. Romania? Australia and Romania? .. Does the.. Does the Aussie..in the $400..Do I? Does the guy? Does the Romani..Does the.. Does the..

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DFLR1E5m Sat 13 May 2017 10:49:26 No.415595 Report

Quoted By: >>416215

>>415214
Yours just a poor cunt. I've got 100 down and 40 up at home, 50/50 on fibre at one office and 1000/400 at my other office.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dFcwkq8z Sat 13 May 2017 11:05:05 No.415731 Report

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>>410196
Considering what they came from they were the lucky bastards fuck the northern hemisphere.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:M00OHoRj Sat 13 May 2017 11:11:56 No.415804 Report

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>>415499
Because we're allowed to own knives here

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WTTsUK39 Sat 13 May 2017 11:19:21 No.415880 Report

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You could say the same thing about Canada you leaf scum

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i7uFbwie Sat 13 May 2017 11:21:18 No.415904 Report

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>>410137
>Why would anyone ever wanna live in this shithole?
>implying we had a choice
>meanwhile leafs are America's hat.

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Anonymous ID:v+yhKvN0 Sat 13 May 2017 11:22:31 No.415926 Report

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>>415499
There've been like 2 ever (3 if you include the filth that is Tasmania as apart of Australia)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i7uFbwie Sat 13 May 2017 11:23:19 No.415936 Report

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>>412357
4u

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v+yhKvN0 Sat 13 May 2017 11:24:16 No.415947 Report

Quoted By: >>416138

>>410369
Fuck off back to Melbourne cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MSWjaIPD Sat 13 May 2017 11:27:10 No.415982 Report

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>>415236
damn australia, all you've been doing is trying to help and the snow monkey keeps shitting on you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5QxFln+o Sat 13 May 2017 11:40:16 No.416138 Report

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>>415947
Why so mad

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W1L6ZdAw Sat 13 May 2017 11:43:04 No.416167 Report

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if you're in a city enjoy waiting until probably early 2019 cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W1L6ZdAw Sat 13 May 2017 11:48:37 No.416215 Report

Quoted By:

>>415595
>fibre
good for you m8, you're in the literal 5% of the country that has it

those speeds aren't possible on FTTN which just about everyone else is getting, the max claimed speeds of adsl2+ is as good as it gets with copper between the node and your house

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