Now Danolg stop
*takes a deep breath*
Jomeeld just stop
*sneeks a peek at teleprompter*
Rhanmald JUST pleas
*5 second smug face brak*
JUST HAND ME
*reassimilates brainwashing program*
HAND OVER THE SCOOPS FFFFZZZURPM
*audience begins to cuckle*
GIVE ME THE SCOOPS TODDALD
*audience explotdes to uprorious licorice*
IT WILL BE GOOD FOR YOUR DELICIOUS SOUL ZANDALF
*ascends into demonhood*