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Anonymous ID:t9qxXoL7 Sat 13 May 2017 05:59:02 No.412051 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>412067 >>413026

hey /bant/ im high and horny and ordered a bunch of chinese food and my throat really hurts from surgery
please take care of me

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Anonymous ID:eqix8zr5 Sat 13 May 2017 06:00:13 No.412067 Report

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>>412051

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Anonymous ID:JgFREskP Sat 13 May 2017 06:01:31 No.412085 Report

Quoted By: >>412113

what are you high on?

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Anonymous ID:ioOwQqn9 Sat 13 May 2017 06:01:32 No.412086 Report

Quoted By: >>412113

What kind of Chinese food did you get?

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Anonymous ID:6Ty4Pp5m Sat 13 May 2017 06:02:55 No.412106 Report

Quoted By: >>412140

>cutting your dick off
ISHYGDDT

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Anonymous ID:t9qxXoL7 Sat 13 May 2017 06:03:25 No.412113 Report

Quoted By:

>>412085
hydro

>>412086
I got soup and some chicken lo mein I don't know if i can even eat it because my throat is super fucked up but I had to meet the minimum cost for delivery.

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Anonymous ID:t9qxXoL7 Sat 13 May 2017 06:05:07 No.412140 Report

Quoted By: >>412221

>>412106
But now I don't produce testosterone and can wear cute stuff and have to rub against pillows to get off. Whats so bad about that...

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Anonymous ID:6Ty4Pp5m Sat 13 May 2017 06:09:57 No.412221 Report

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>>412140
>But now I don't produce testosterone
Just cut balls off. Much simpler.

>>412140
>and can wear cute stuff
Dick adds to the cuteness

>>412140
>and have to rub against pillows to get off.
This is both hot and sad. I'll keep my pillar.

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Anonymous ID:jFk3Zm2T Sat 13 May 2017 06:17:26 No.412331 Report

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Perhaps this is what you're looking for.

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Anonymous ID:t9qxXoL7 Sat 13 May 2017 06:18:40 No.412348 Report

Quoted By: >>412403 >>412437 >>412858

>be me
>just had surgery on my throat
>literally cannot make any noise even if i try
>hungry, roommate is at work
>try to order food, do it online
>they try to call me when it arrives
>panic, cant say anything breathe into phone
>hang up and walk outside my apartment to let them in
>no one there, stand there awkwardly for a few minutes
>walk back inside

i feel like crying

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Anonymous ID:6Ty4Pp5m Sat 13 May 2017 06:22:29 No.412403 Report

Quoted By: >>412433 >>412503

>>412348
what a shit business.

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Anonymous ID:t9qxXoL7 Sat 13 May 2017 06:24:21 No.412433 Report

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>>412403
i just wanna eat and enjoy my hydro but the owrld is making me cry

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Anonymous ID:jFk3Zm2T Sat 13 May 2017 06:24:34 No.412437 Report

Quoted By: >>412503

>>412348
>Delivery service doesn't give longer wait for apartment complex

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Anonymous ID:t9qxXoL7 Sat 13 May 2017 06:29:17 No.412503 Report

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>>412437
>>412403
they're gonna redeliver and call my phone this time. pray for me.

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Anonymous ID:t9qxXoL7 Sat 13 May 2017 06:39:40 No.412764 Report

Quoted By: >>412867

all of the threads up currently suck should i make an arume thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eoRdLMvA Sat 13 May 2017 06:46:19 No.412858 Report

Quoted By: >>412871

>>412348
Anon vocaroo sound board competition when? (because you need a "I'M MUTE YOU DOUBLE NIGGER" button)

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Anonymous ID:eoRdLMvA Sat 13 May 2017 06:47:29 No.412867 Report

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>>412764
Food then arume imo.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t9qxXoL7 Sat 13 May 2017 06:47:48 No.412871 Report

Quoted By: >>412972

>>412858
i was gonna try to use google translate to read into my phone but i just contacted support instead...

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Anonymous ID:tHQQhIrY Sat 13 May 2017 06:52:57 No.412938 Report

Quoted By: >>412978

subhuman

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Anonymous ID:eoRdLMvA Sat 13 May 2017 06:56:05 No.412972 Report

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>>412871
If that doesn't work lemme know and you can use my cell number, I'll tell that nigger to wait.

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Anonymous ID:t9qxXoL7 Sat 13 May 2017 06:56:32 No.412978 Report

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>>412938
id: QQ
checks out

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Anonymous ID:rxWKJcpK Sat 13 May 2017 07:00:25 No.413026 Report

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>>412051

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Anonymous ID:P2toOck7 Sat 13 May 2017 07:05:25 No.413116 Report

Quoted By: >>413187

Hey OP hope your throat feel better soon.

POST VIDYA SCREENSHOTS

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Anonymous ID:eoRdLMvA Sat 13 May 2017 07:09:25 No.413187 Report

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>>413116

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Anonymous ID:t9qxXoL7 Sat 13 May 2017 07:09:32 No.413189 Report

Quoted By: >>413243 >>413257 >>413289 >>413567

ok i made tea newfriends i wanna take more hydro but i think id get in trouble humm

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Anonymous ID:eoRdLMvA Sat 13 May 2017 07:12:18 No.413243 Report

Quoted By: >>413252 >>413284

>>413189
Maybe it's the light but neck looks painful tbqh.

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Anonymous ID:eoRdLMvA Sat 13 May 2017 07:12:46 No.413252 Report

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>>413243
Forgot pic of implying implications

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Anonymous ID:P2toOck7 Sat 13 May 2017 07:12:53 No.413257 Report

Quoted By: >>413284

>>413189

How long ago did you last have a dose of hydro?

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Anonymous ID:t9qxXoL7 Sat 13 May 2017 07:14:57 No.413284 Report

Quoted By: >>413333 >>413353

>>413257
a while ago maybe 8pm i didnt realize it was 3am already wow time really flies

>>413243
i thought i was actually dying apparently i was clawing at the doctor when i got out of surgery but i dont remember since i was pumped full of drugs.

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Anonymous ID:rxWKJcpK Sat 13 May 2017 07:15:17 No.413289 Report

Quoted By: >>413389

>>413189
Hoooly shiet OP, that looks nasty af. It doesn't look like you should be having Chinese with that injury. Didn't the docs give you a special diet to follow after the surgery?

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Anonymous ID:eoRdLMvA Sat 13 May 2017 07:18:37 No.413333 Report

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>>413284
Heard about someone coming about from anesthesia who did martial arts, nurse grabbed his arm and he sent her into a wall.

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Anonymous ID:P2toOck7 Sat 13 May 2017 07:19:51 No.413353 Report

Quoted By: >>413389

>>413284
I'm sure you use responsibly but just in case: the biological half life of hydros seems to be 4-6 hrs. A redose would be safe. What strength do you have?

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Anonymous ID:t9qxXoL7 Sat 13 May 2017 07:21:32 No.413389 Report

Quoted By: >>413418 >>413455

>>413289
i dont actually know, my roommate was listening to instructions while i was high so maybe. hes not here right now he's working. maybe i shouldn't be eating i dont know but im hungry.

>>413353
its like liquid form

i think thread needs more cowgirls

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Anonymous ID:P2toOck7 Sat 13 May 2017 07:23:43 No.413418 Report

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>>413389
ohhh ok I have like zero knowledge of that stuff I'll just shut up.

I don't have any cowgirls but I approve

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Anonymous ID:rxWKJcpK Sat 13 May 2017 07:26:23 No.413455 Report

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>>413389
warm/spiced food will fuck you up. Try something smooth and cold like frozen yoghurt or icecream.

Or better yet, text your friend and ask him if he knows what you can eat. I don't think it should inconvenience him that much if that's what you worry about.

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Anonymous ID:WwrOR969 Sat 13 May 2017 07:36:30 No.413567 Report

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>>413189
Wtf you posted on here yesterday you trap poster

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