>>4126415i am on vacation and i had the unfortunate pleasure of having to go to a mcdonalds because the streets are littered with them and places like them. at the counter was a 500lb behemoth with two small hyperactive udderlets clinging to his udders. he ordered 20 dollars worth of food and was given a large platter topped with over a dozen sandwiches and cartons of fries and pies. the next person behind him nervously asked if she could get an oreo mcflurry with fudge and extra oreos and the server said the ice cream machine was working. the whole place burst into a flurry of applause and i turned and left
