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>Be American
>Prepare to go to mcdonalds
>Tip your wife as she leaves on her mobility scooter and your kids before they go to school to be killed in a school shooting
>Tip all the officers you meet for not shooting you
>Arrive at mcdonalds
>Tip door for letting your enormous body through
>Finally make it to the counter
>Realize you have run out of money because you had to tip all those people
>It's an hour since you last ate so you're starving
>Go outside to get the emergency burgers you keep in your car
>Receive 5 warning shots in the back for not tipping the officer who guards the ice cream machine inside mcdonalds
>Die because no free healthcare
But at least you still have your guns
>Prepare to go to mcdonalds
>Tip your wife as she leaves on her mobility scooter and your kids before they go to school to be killed in a school shooting
>Tip all the officers you meet for not shooting you
>Arrive at mcdonalds
>Tip door for letting your enormous body through
>Finally make it to the counter
>Realize you have run out of money because you had to tip all those people
>It's an hour since you last ate so you're starving
>Go outside to get the emergency burgers you keep in your car
>Receive 5 warning shots in the back for not tipping the officer who guards the ice cream machine inside mcdonalds
>Die because no free healthcare
But at least you still have your guns
