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Anonymous ID:2NoRjF1W Mon 19 Feb 2018 01:42:52 No.4126449 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>4126456 >>4126459 >>4126478 >>4126660 >>4127112 >>4127239

I'm too fucking hungover to work in a couple of hours
What's a good excuse to tell my boss?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oJwlxEAh Mon 19 Feb 2018 01:43:33 No.4126456 Report

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>>4126449
tell him that your sick

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fLbELECM Mon 19 Feb 2018 01:44:10 No.4126459 Report

Quoted By: >>4126467

>>4126449
Tell them the truth. Tell them that you feel too sick to come into work.
That or man up, and work.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VmOg++ox Mon 19 Feb 2018 01:46:25 No.4126467 Report

Quoted By: >>4126479

>>4126459
Is he balding or does he just have a massive forehead?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1A5a4AsX Mon 19 Feb 2018 01:48:00 No.4126475 Report

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just make up some shit about having a stomach bug.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BMwgBWVX Mon 19 Feb 2018 01:48:12 No.4126478 Report

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>>4126449
Suck it up wagekek

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fLbELECM Mon 19 Feb 2018 01:48:21 No.4126479 Report

Quoted By: >>4126491

>>4126467
His brain is so big that it pushes all the hair out.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VmOg++ox Mon 19 Feb 2018 01:50:54 No.4126491 Report

Quoted By: >>4126502

>>4126479
Do you have more than 94 images of Brian Stelter? Also how the fuck does somebody with his issue have the confidence to put themselves on TV...

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fLbELECM Mon 19 Feb 2018 01:52:17 No.4126502 Report

Quoted By: >>4126819

>>4126491
You have no idea how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4R7dAhXj Mon 19 Feb 2018 02:04:17 No.4126568 Report

Quoted By: >>4126580 >>4126582

Why do bald guys like/ think the idea of more guys going bald is funny? Sour grapes?

Bnonymous

Bnonymous ID:huYm8ftJ Mon 19 Feb 2018 02:06:27 No.4126578 Report

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You have to go to the hospital to get your dragon dildo removed

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fLbELECM Mon 19 Feb 2018 02:06:29 No.4126580 Report

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>>4126568
With every new bald man, the bald grow stronger.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2BqlvjmB Mon 19 Feb 2018 02:06:48 No.4126582 Report

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>>4126568
Whenever I see someone under 50 who is balding, I feel bad for them.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vleGClJA Mon 19 Feb 2018 02:17:26 No.4126660 Report

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>>4126449
flu

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mPT1FLdi Mon 19 Feb 2018 02:18:13 No.4126665 Report

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my wife chino is so cute

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UzyK43xA Mon 19 Feb 2018 02:35:42 No.4126819 Report

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>>4126502
I know he looks like CIA.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UilNDpEs Mon 19 Feb 2018 03:21:27 No.4127112 Report

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>>4126449
Tell your boss "I'm too fucking hungover to work in a couple of hours, and I can't think of a good excuse to tell you" your boss will be disappointed and then impressed, then they will trust you as an honest man. You can use the new found trust to embezzle some extra cash that some less trustworthy fuck will take the fall for.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AzyiK9PV Mon 19 Feb 2018 03:36:58 No.4127239 Report

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>>4126449
Hit yourself in the balls, then call your boss. Tell your boss your dog just got hit by a truck and you need to bury him out back. Hang up after your boss stammers out a response, regardless of what it is. No HR is ever going to sack a guy whose dog just died.

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