>>4139900One time when I had too much milk to drink
and I pulled an all-nighter, my stomache
wouldn't cooperate and after breakfast I got diarrhea.
As I was having sex with my wife she was
lying on the bed with my penis by her mouth,
and as I came I pushed too hard(I secretly tried
to see how hard I could rocket my semen out
so as to hurt or bruise the back of her throat- but I would never tell her that)
and out of my butt willy-nilly came a mountain of slushy goodness.
There was diarrhea all over my wife and my sheets,
I spent a fortune on dry cleaning.
Sometime when I'm kissing my wife, OP, I like to think how much more enjoyable it would be
to have your fingers up my butt.
All the best
>t. Michael Bay 
