>be american
>be wage cuck
>get sick
>pass out
>fall over backwards
>bash head open on concrete
>tip coworkers
>ambulance ride to ER
>clap
>tip EMTs
>they put gnarly staples in the back of my head
>shart myself
>get all kinds of tests done
>take out a loan for bill and tips
>tip doctor
>tip self
>clap
>get shot

hello /bant/izens
a few days ago i made a thread from the emergency room
i was admitted to the hospital for one night
im out now
some anons asked for an update so here i am
i will give information based on interest
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