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The Amerifat Manifesto

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My fellow Americans, a grave loss has recently come to past in the realm of /bant/. Our dear Duke, defender of the American way, and guardian of all burgers who tread here in this board, has been afflicted with the gay. Alas, the once proud and non-pooftah image of the Duke was forever marred with the dreaded pink Mark of the Beast... faGG.

With this fall, it presents a tainted image upon a picture which has already been desecrated to the nth degree. The 56%ers have converged, feeding us with a diet of lead. Engorged to a point beyond obese abomination, the bullets flying high reveal darkened blood that stains the earth.

Needless to say, however, this matter is already widely known, as seen by the yuros laughing with glee as our malformed brethren wander about. Though us burgers have valiantly fought against the tide, the effort is futile. The marking of the Duke is simply a sign, a sign that perhaps, we have been fighting the wrong battle all along.

After all, if our own Duke has been consumed by the darkness, then is it not proof that we have been warring against our true nature? Is this not word from Providence on high that we are BORN to embrace this dreaded abyss?
The yuros laugh, but deep down, they fear the power of the 0%, for they know that we were once like them. The yuro was the Father of the American. Yet, there must be a Mother, and ours was the Lady of Darkness herself. Due to this, we've been distorted, but this is not a thing to be hated. We neglect our heritage, our purpose, and indeed, the American way, by denying this part of ourselves. Our power level is stunted by conforming to the yuro way of life, so why not set it free?

Embrace our Lady Mother's gift, my brethren. Our rolls of fat will flatten the yuros, our bullets will spread our blood, mixing the 56% until it is embedded into bant itself. Once this is done, the burger will be supreme.

The Age of Men is over. Long live the Age of Darkness.

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