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Anonymous ID:uEVkyWY1 Wed 21 Feb 2018 02:35:42 No.4150788 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>4150794 >>4150809 >>4150919 >>4150960 >>4150978 >>4151428

Hi hi its fortune time with osaka as your host
/bant/ edition

Hello bant how are you all today aside from the duke nukiem and cirno fish post?

The rules
>hugs for anyone that ask
>saying sata andagi will give you a dream fortune instead of your normal one
>fortunes can range from decent to shit
>fortunes might take some time to make
>discussion is accepted
>one fortune per anon
>I have the right to refuse service
>any bad fortune will happen to you
>reminder that my fortunes come with risks like thoughts of suicide, limb loss, becoming homeless, retardation, death and becoming a huge faggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:uqvHe2iC Wed 21 Feb 2018 02:36:17 No.4150794 Report

Quoted By: >>4150892

>>4150788
>reminder that my fortunes come with risks like thoughts of suicide, limb loss, becoming homeless, retardation, death and becoming a huge faggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:uEVkyWY1 Wed 21 Feb 2018 02:37:08 No.4150801 Report

Quoted By: >>4150805 >>4150940

Oh yeah here's my discord sorry it's a having for me
/exUTGXd

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uEVkyWY1 Wed 21 Feb 2018 02:37:41 No.4150805 Report

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>>4150801
*Habit

Bumstead

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Bumstead ID:DuwFsV61 Wed 21 Feb 2018 02:38:09 No.4150809 Report

Quoted By: >>4150892

>>4150788
I like my odd. Give me my fortune.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cf24y3o1 Wed 21 Feb 2018 02:39:16 No.4150822 Report

Quoted By: >>4150892

I want Osaka to awkward seduce me with food and silly games. Also a fortune would be nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wY8Qm+Ao Wed 21 Feb 2018 02:47:37 No.4150882 Report

Quoted By: >>4150993

sata andagi

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:uEVkyWY1 Wed 21 Feb 2018 02:48:23 No.4150892 Report

Quoted By: >>4150898 >>4150917 >>4150926

>>4150794
Oh a cat to play with hehe yeah ill have a fun time with you
>your fortune says death is a gift too precious for you so before you die you will had signed a contract for them to extract your brain out and put in a jar for the gov to do electro shock test on it and poke it with metal prods have fun for this will last for 256 years hehe
>>4150809
Sure thing
>your fortune says at you get farther from the source the less impact it will have on you but remember you will never escape it unless you were to either kill it or yourself
>>4150822
Osaka would just give you a hand job to seduce you since she's the type that would get lewd and know what guys probably want still that sounds comfy anou
>your fortune says what's a better way at getting what you what then being upfront and making things clear this is a good trait to have since alot of people will now who you are and what you want but there are some times were this will be bad since you'll gain alot of attention and be less likely to avoid getting caught up to the most of the group problems

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:uqvHe2iC Wed 21 Feb 2018 02:49:37 No.4150898 Report

Quoted By: >>4150993

>>4150892
fake and gay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cf24y3o1 Wed 21 Feb 2018 02:52:52 No.4150917 Report

Quoted By: >>4150993

>>4150892
Sounds fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hLWP8ZW7 Wed 21 Feb 2018 02:53:18 No.4150919 Report

Quoted By: >>4150993

>>4150788
Oh hey fortunes! this is gonna be fun, I like fun.

Bumstead

Bumstead ID:LK0mPa9P Wed 21 Feb 2018 02:53:53 No.4150926 Report

Quoted By: >>4150932 >>4150993

>>4150892
I don't understand my fortune, oh whale.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hLWP8ZW7 Wed 21 Feb 2018 02:54:46 No.4150932 Report

Quoted By: >>4150981 >>4150993

>>4150926
I think it means "if something is having a bad influence on you, running and hiding isn't going to solve much"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jgnJxeqn Wed 21 Feb 2018 02:54:52 No.4150935 Report

Quoted By: >>4150993

SATA ANDAGI!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OcmYpBFR Wed 21 Feb 2018 02:57:12 No.4150940 Report

Quoted By: >>4151080

>>4150801
give me a fortune
I love Osaka

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1q/8HbJR Wed 21 Feb 2018 03:00:10 No.4150960 Report

Quoted By: >>4151080

>>4150788
Osaka Osaka! I would like a fortune please! Over here! Me, me!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hLWP8ZW7 Wed 21 Feb 2018 03:02:00 No.4150978 Report

Quoted By: >>4150991 >>4150993

>>4150788
not sure if you understood earlier or if I was being an idiot, may I have a fourtune?

Bumstead

Bumstead ID:DuwFsV61 Wed 21 Feb 2018 03:02:24 No.4150981 Report

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>>4150932
Interesting, but I wouldn't know what I'm running from.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:OcmYpBFR Wed 21 Feb 2018 03:03:01 No.4150991 Report

Quoted By: >>4151008

>>4150978
HAVE PATIENCE

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:uEVkyWY1 Wed 21 Feb 2018 03:03:16 No.4150993 Report

Quoted By: >>4150998 >>4151003 >>4151008 >>4151012 >>4151014

>>4150882
Yay dream fortune
>your dream fortune says a twist and a turn will make your stomach churn out and you will be brought to the hospital were a surgeon in red clothes will cut you open and pull out a screw and sew you back up to shape
>>4150898
I did say they were going be either decent or shit didn't you read the rules?
>>4150917
It does well I'm glad you like it then
>>4150919
>>4150919
Hi anou how are you also yeah I try my best to be fun hehe
>your fortune says there's not right or wrong when it comes to trading for what you bring to one side can either benefit one like money, items, and food while you can also spread disease and bring unwanted animals but it all depends on what you need and don't need and the time to put in the risks to become the best trader you can be
>>4150932
>>4150926
Yeah what I ment to say was if that problem is a part of you it will stay with you untill your able to get rid of it or yourself
>>4150935
Yay another dream fortune
>your dream fortune says pumping the green juice into your veins will turn you into the hulk and smash everything around you while pumping the yellow stuff will give you malaria and a chance to become a anime girl but more likely to get malaria
>>4150978
I take time to make fortunes

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:uqvHe2iC Wed 21 Feb 2018 03:03:46 No.4150998 Report

Quoted By: >>4151080

>>4150993
ur gay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wY8Qm+Ao Wed 21 Feb 2018 03:04:27 No.4151003 Report

Quoted By: >>4151080

>>4150993
thank you based person of yellow color

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hLWP8ZW7 Wed 21 Feb 2018 03:04:41 No.4151008 Report

Quoted By: >>4151080

>>4150993
yeah, thank you! I'll be trying to decifer it now
>>4150991
PATIENCE IS NOT IN MY VOCABULARY

Bumstead

Bumstead ID:DuwFsV61 Wed 21 Feb 2018 03:05:27 No.4151012 Report

Quoted By: >>4151080

>>4150993
Hm Interesting.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OcmYpBFR Wed 21 Feb 2018 03:05:37 No.4151014 Report

Quoted By: >>4151080

>>4150993
where is my fortune?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jgnJxeqn Wed 21 Feb 2018 03:13:29 No.4151074 Report

Quoted By: >>4151098

I SHALL PUT THE GREEN SLIME DIRECT IN MY NECK'S VEINS!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:uEVkyWY1 Wed 21 Feb 2018 03:13:42 No.4151080 Report

Quoted By: >>4151099 >>4151123 >>4151171

>>4150940
Sure thing anou I love Osaka too
>your fortune says slapping on a dirty bandage on your arm won't keep your arm safe from infections but it would if you were in an emergency stop blow flowing giving you some time to seek medical help and get treated and whatever you do make sure that it not soiled with blood for that will be a grave mistake
>>4150960
Yes koshi ill do you know *hugs tight*
>your fortune says the weight you hold on your head means more then the one in your arms as your less likely to have to use your arms with good thought and prevent self harm with a strong mind
>>4150998
Ok moving on
>>4151003
Your welcome and yeah I'm a red person hehe
>>4151008
Ok ill be here waiting for your answer
>>4151012
I guess you could say that
>>4151014
Why it's right here
>your fortune says the all the snakes and spiders in the world won't be able to get you in Antarctica but you'll have hypothermia to worry about and melting ice caps

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:uEVkyWY1 Wed 21 Feb 2018 03:15:14 No.4151098 Report

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>>4151074
Ouch have this to motivate you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OcmYpBFR Wed 21 Feb 2018 03:15:15 No.4151099 Report

Quoted By: >>4151148

>>4151080
thank you Osaka

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hLWP8ZW7 Wed 21 Feb 2018 03:18:20 No.4151123 Report

Quoted By: >>4151148

>>4151080
I'm pretty sure my fortune is telling me to manipulate the enviroment to benefit myself, make dangerous moves, and gain power from it... what kind of enviroment I'm not sure though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:jgnJxeqn Wed 21 Feb 2018 03:20:57 No.4151141 Report

Quoted By: >>4151148

I cant put alone,may someone help me?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:uEVkyWY1 Wed 21 Feb 2018 03:21:35 No.4151148 Report

Quoted By: >>4151164 >>4151177

>>4151099
Your welcome
>>4151123
Yeah it's like what you said I did say for emergencies or when your low on reasoruces
>>4151141
Oh no he got green stuff what should we do?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jgnJxeqn Wed 21 Feb 2018 03:23:10 No.4151164 Report

Quoted By: >>4151206

>>4151148
PUT IN MY FUCKING NECK!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1q/8HbJR Wed 21 Feb 2018 03:23:40 No.4151171 Report

Quoted By: >>4151206

>>4151080
*hugs you back tightly* I am going to have to think about this one for a bit, but knowing you it is deep as usual hehe, feels deep but a bit tired to think. Thank you!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hLWP8ZW7 Wed 21 Feb 2018 03:23:56 No.4151177 Report

Quoted By: >>4151206

>>4151148
ACTIVATE THE DYE VISION
>*turns green stuff yellow*

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:uEVkyWY1 Wed 21 Feb 2018 03:27:27 No.4151206 Report

Quoted By: >>4151247 >>4151318

>>4151164
No I don't do those kind of things anou sorry
>>4151171
Its always nice to rest for a bit and think things over but yeah find your meaning to it its your fortune after all *hugs back*
>>4151177
Ah yeah your right ill give him malaria *turns on dye vision*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jgnJxeqn Wed 21 Feb 2018 03:33:10 No.4151247 Report

Quoted By: >>4151272

>>4151206
Put the green stuff in my veins!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:uEVkyWY1 Wed 21 Feb 2018 03:35:56 No.4151272 Report

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>>4151247
I can't I'm too sick

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1q/8HbJR Wed 21 Feb 2018 03:40:39 No.4151318 Report

Quoted By: >>4151336

>>4151206
I certainly will, i always treasure your fortunes *nuzzles gently against you* But yea, I should think about that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:uEVkyWY1 Wed 21 Feb 2018 03:42:45 No.4151336 Report

Quoted By: >>4151357

>>4151318
*nuzzles you back and holds you* see thanks so much I hope your day had been good today

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1q/8HbJR Wed 21 Feb 2018 03:46:08 No.4151357 Report

Quoted By: >>4151468

>>4151336
Been alright, should have been a lot worse than it was but turned out ok. Like everything bad that happened was soon met with something good, it was freaky. How about you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ui/1dEnR Wed 21 Feb 2018 03:53:05 No.4151428 Report

Quoted By: >>4151468

>>4150788
Give fortune please.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:uEVkyWY1 Wed 21 Feb 2018 03:57:19 No.4151468 Report

Quoted By:

>>4151357
Oh that's sounds good really good that such a turn of events happened also I'm ok just sick for now
>>4151428
>your fortune says the higher the risk the more you have to win but hey even with a low risk factor you can still win alot you just have to find the right place in life and take time that you would usally have to spend in high risk ones to find low risk ones with a high prize

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