has r/banter ever had to pee really bad but you were in the middle of doing something so you start to hold it in and then your entire abdomen, balls and legs start hurting and the pee your storing in is so much that even the insides of your butthole start hurting so oyu finally get the chance to use the washroom and let out a waterfall of urine but because of the sudden release of preasure from your abdomen you immediately shit yourself too and the turd rolls down your pants leg which surprises you so you fall back in surprise while still peing and a jetstream of pee splatters everywhere across the washroom with the main focus of the pee burst focused on your chest soaking your shirt as the pee splatters and gets into your eyes, nose and mouth and it surprisingly tastes good so you continue to pee into your face and the only problem is that the shit in your pants is smeared against your leg but then you think "no big deal im hungry desu" and you spend the next 5 mintues consuming your butt chocolate and watering it down with cock lemonade but as i sit here on my computer writing this post i find this kind of arousing so at this point in my post i unironically have my dick out typing this and masturbating with my hand and came all over my computer screen so i technically jsut came on r/banter and effectively came on everybody reading this??