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>be me
>wake up on comfy cheeseburger bun mattress
>eat 3 cheeseburgers for breakfast
>brush blonde hair
>hop on /bant/
>make europoors blow it out their asses
>eat another burger
>engage with the faggot bong with duke Nukem rule 34 all over his pc who claims to have hundreds of pictures of it despite only posting the same 12 for a good hour in American time
>go to sleep
>"my day is done."
>wake up on comfy cheeseburger bun mattress
>eat 3 cheeseburgers for breakfast
>brush blonde hair
>hop on /bant/
>make europoors blow it out their asses
>eat another burger
>engage with the faggot bong with duke Nukem rule 34 all over his pc who claims to have hundreds of pictures of it despite only posting the same 12 for a good hour in American time
>go to sleep
>"my day is done."
