Yeah, i'd say the Australians are actually retarded. Not figuratively, but they actually got mental problems. I mean, it's not normal to like living in a shithole of a place like Australia. Australia has venomous snakes, wedge-tailed eagles, kangaroos, koalas, platypuses, and COCKATIELS. Really, Australians should all leave the country and bomb it. You really need to be retarded to enjoy waking up to KOOKOOKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA and TWEET TWEET TWEET TWEET or however you spell the noise a budgie makes and VROOM VROOM CLICK BUZZZZZZZ KOOKAKAKAKAKAKAKA PEW PEW PEW.
Your accent is shit, your politics are shit, your animals are shit, your biomes are shit, your politics are shit, EVERYTHING IN AUSTRALIA IS SHIT. I'm really surprised that not all Aussies have died to crocodile bites. "Aussie" even sounds like "Aspie", because Australians are autists. Makes sense since you have cockatoos.